This place is addictive. My job is suffering, my clothes are rumpled and I find myself looking here before I check my email in the morning!
What has happened to me?? I was responsible, now I’m stuck in a thread about Abortion and opinions and… OH MY GOD! Someone help me!!
AAAAaaaaa! I have to get out of here! I… I have to remove this from my Favortites list, lest I sit here through my lunch one MOre DAAAAY!!!
//running fingers through grimy hair, eyes darting nervously out the cube door…//
You’ve become a hardcore doper. Recognizing that you have a problem is a step in the right direction. I believe that there are 12 step programs to help with dope fiends.
Walks like MPSIMS, talks like MPSIMS, quacks like MPSIMS…
Where’s the ???
Oh manny!!
Saysha, when you find the exit door take me with you. I’m in the same trap! And they say crack is tough to kick.
AAAAK! Get out!
Off to MPSIMS.
Ok, you’ve now taken the first step-acceptance. Time for the second step. What might that be, you ask? Well, it’s group of course!
Join us! http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28126
THis thread is too precious to die the way it has. 
-Sam