Fun link, for anyone who feels that life is making too much sense these days.
(When I told the friend who sent it to me I was going to link it here, she was appropriately humbled by the honor. :D)
BTW, I asked my usual question of the Dada oracle (“Will Bachelor #1 call?”), and got the following answer:
This, although not as direct as the answer that Johnny LA’s Magic Eight-Ball gave me, seems at least as germane.
Now they tell me.
And the most important time of my day is German Shepard Dog, by the way.
“Will the company that laid me off re-hire me?”
And BTW: “And the flavor which identifies you most is monkey.”
I think there’s a message in there… but darned if I can locate it.
Sadly it pegged shape really well.
Well…my special pain being vanilla, I do have a weakness for vanilla flavored and scented things. And as for my most important time of day, I DID just eat some Doritos. Freeeeaaaky.
Damn, I am so boring. My fortune was:
your life is more meaningful than others suspect.
I’ve gotten better than that with scallion pancakes.
Sigh.
Your secret name is Porky pig.
The animal which symbolizes you is deep blue something.
The color of your soul is Britney shit. 
The celebrity you most resemble is fart.
Your special pain or illness is 10pm.
Your most important time of day is circle.
The shape of your life is white musk .
And the flavor which identifies you most is raul.
Your secret name is glandular.
The animal which symbolizes you is 12:45.
The color of your soul is rectangle.
The celebrity you most resemble is fishguts .
Your special pain or illness is bevis.
Your most important time of day is donkey.
The shape of your life is puke red.
And the flavor which identifies you most is bevis.
I guess bevis plays a pretty important role in my life! Puke red, thats just wonderful. It kind of fits though.
Your secret name is goat.
The animal which symbolizes you is blue.
The color of your soul is jesus.
The celebrity you most resemble is migraine.
Your special pain or illness is 12:00.
Your most important time of day is oval.
The shape of your life is strawberry .
And the flavor which identifies you most is Gertrude Stein
Never has anything captured me so perfectly. My soul is colored Jesus… Take THAT christian conservatives! I do wonder what Gertrude Stein tastes like…
Your secret name is mongoose.
The animal which symbolizes you is Salmon pink.
The color of your soul is Monica Lewinsky. :eek:
The celebrity you most resemble is sore bottom.
Your special pain or illness is 11:57pm.
Your most important time of day is cylinder.
The shape of your life is musty cardboard .
And the flavor which identifies you most is Chewbaca
Wow. That’s, uh, deep.
Bolding mine. Uncanny for me, the Boston Doper who started the aardvark craze, to have received this message. Dada, *I’m * a believer. I couldn’t leave ya if I tried.
Yes, that’s right, bolding mine. All of it. Mine, mine, mine.
Your secret name is amputation.
The animal which symbolizes you is 4:21.
The color of your soul is round.
The celebrity you most resemble is barf .
Your special pain or illness is nicole.
Your most important time of day is giraffe.
The shape of your life is blue.
And the flavor which identifies you most is heath ledger.
And the answer to When will I find a job that is right for me is.
in the remains of your dinner is the birth of last night
I think I may be ill.
Your secret name is Dickasaur.
The animal which symbolizes you is Shmen.
The color of your soul is Bill Clinton.
The celebrity you most resemble is Hemeroid.
Your special pain or illness is 69 o’cock.
Your most important time of day is Friangle.
The shape of your life is Yellow .
And the flavor which identifies you most is Black.
I…AM…DICKASAUR!!!
“Will I ever find who I am looking for?”
The oracle speaks: "A gentle shove can charm where umbrellas only incense. "
True, that. I smell a sig change coming…
Your secret name is hee hee.
The animal which symbolizes you is gout.
The color of your soul is long long ago.
The celebrity you most resemble is bulbous mass.
Your special pain or illness is vanilla .
Your most important time of day is two fish.
The shape of your life is puce.
And the flavor which identifies you most is minty-fresh.
Worth a bump because it gave me at least two Doper names. :dubious:
The flavor that identifies me is syphillis!!!
heh heh
I tried Bush.
first name : George birthdate 07/06
Can I just tell you how proud of that I am? The only way it could be better if it was followed up by shouts of “Yes, Yes, Oh God! Yes!”
Oh yeah, say my name baby!
My fortune:
Will I live a happy life?
answer:
Wilco
Your secret name is sphere.
The animal which symbolizes you is meat .
The color of your soul is Darren Saunders.
The celebrity you most resemble is lynx.
Your special pain or illness is friends.
Your most important time of day is Soleil Moonfry.
The shape of your life is cramps.
And the flavor which identifies you most is lunch.
I think the second and last go together to generate the first and then it’s cramps for me again. sigh