Okay, Chastain, you’ve had this coming for awhile.
You lazy, good-for-nothing pile of unswept baboon asshairs, why don’t you clean out the goddamn kitty litter box more often? Your poor cats have to weave in and out between the big clumped piles of dookie like a dune buggy in the Sahara. Maybe YOU should poop in a box for a change and see how often YOU’D like the goddamned thing cleaned?
And stop drinking those stupid Diet Vanilla Pepsis for Chrissakes. You burp after drinking one and the entire house smells like baloney and ass. Just quit, damn you.
And quit wasting time at work. Jesus, how you still have a job is quite beyond me.
Self, I pit thee for not having sent out Christmas cards yet. Remember last year when you finally got around to it in January and decided you’d left it too long but you’d definitely do it next year? Fucking idiot. No wonder no one calls you any more.
Ok Pusher you lazy cunt get off the fucking computer and unpack some of the boxes already instead of waiting till Mr. Pusher gets home and makeing him do all the work. It’s been 3 weeks since the move and you STILL don’t know where the fucking coats are!
Go outside for at LEAST an hour every day. I don’t give a fat monkeys ass if it’s 10 below zero out there GO OUTSIDE for fucks sake!! Get off your fat ass and get some exercise ya tubba lard. Wasn’t one heartattack enough to get you off your ass? Dumb shit. Do you wanna DIE?!?!
Oh and do the world a favor. Spend some QUALITY TIME with the kids for once before they are grown up.
I have been very mad at myself lately, although I cannot really discuss it here! Dammit, nyctea, don’t you have even one ounce of self-discipline??? Dammit dammit damn you, you silly bitch!
What the fuck is wrong with you? Your grammar sucks, your typing skills are subpar you can’t cut and paste to save your life. And if you begin one more more goddamn sentance with the words ‘and’ and ‘but’ I’m going to smack you silly. Would it really hurt you to ‘preview’ before posting and actually correct the mistakes that you know better then to make??? Your mother is an English teacher for god’s sake. And stop with the whole ‘my blood sugar is low’ or ‘I’m getting tired I get sloppy when i’m tired’ if you’re tired/sugar is low don’t fucking post! Speaking of what’s with all the / things in your posts? Do you really think that you need/want them? Why/oh why?
Worst of all you’re a bad spelling butthole*
*bad spelling butthole is a quote from an admirer of mine I make no claims for authorship of that particular insult. It’s just the best insult ever though.
Why do you put up with the negative stigma of following a universally-hated team? You never played for them, you don’t even place bets. People in 31 cities and fans all around the world hate the Steelers, naturally. People who hate football, Pennsylvania, and the American way of life will never take a post by you seriously. Why don’t you just change your user name?
While we’re here, why can’t you get your teenagers motivated to do the simple tasks necessary around the house? Their rooms look like Baghdad, they make messes in other parts of the house and never clean them, and they don’t know how to put something away when they’re done with it. All they want to do is Quake 2 deathmatch and chat. You must find a way for them to help, you can’t handle it all on your own.
You should also be nicer to Weirddave and the rest of the Baltimore fans. He’s made it clear that it’s not you he’s bitching about, don’t take the suckitude of your favorite team personally.
t.s.a, you’re a lazy underachiever with a near-fatal lack of ambition. Furthermore, you’re indebting yourself. Yes, even now. (Just what do you think you are doing on that message board!?) Would it kill you to accept that telemarketing job?
[whiny bastard]
But telemarketing is a shitty practice. I want no part of it! Can’t you see? Besides, I only want jobs relevant to my field of study.
[/whiny bastard]
Well, good fucking luck. Have you stuck your head out the window recently? Try it, it might give you a clue about which way the wind is blowing. There’s a thing called the ‘job market’ you might want to look into. Oh, and do look up that word sometime, what was it? Hmm… recession, I think?
You’re such a loser I have to turn to the Pit to avoid your stupid posts and especially your catastrophically lame piece of cut-up-poetry username. But now where am I gonna go?
Not even the Pit is safe… it’s that.fucking.sound… AGAIN!!!
Hey, jk1245. Think you’ll ever get around to maybe using that exercise equipment you bought and cluttered the basement with? I mean it’s been over a month, and you’ve still only just “tested it out” and “warmed up” with it.
Dr. Rieux, you lazy bastard, stop reading the SDMB and playing Seven Seas! You know you have a six-page paper due tomorrow afternoon and you haven’t even finished researching it yet. Oh yeah, you think you’re gonna pull an all-nighter and get it done–but that hasn’t worked yet, so what makes you think you’ll do it this time? And what about your Latin homework? Or that other paper due on Monday? Not to mention that you only have enough money to eat for about ten more days, and no income in the forseeable future except selling textbboks back…
Goddammit, you’re really starting to piss me off, you idiot!!