If I have to ask me what I did, I don’t deserve to know. I can figure it out for myself and let me know when I’m good and sorry.
BluMoon, seriously, was it necessary to wait until the very last minute to write the paper that you had all semester to work on?
Now you are all stressed out. When will you learn!??!
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Christ ,Sm:)e why do you only post when you are drunk? Sober up you fuck.
And your name sucks as well.
jklann, your username looks too much like jk1245. It also looks too much like those guys with the white sheets and pointy hats. Yeah, yeah, I suppose you’ll give me some song and dance about how it’s your real name, and your family was using it long before the other guys were. It doesn’t matter; it still sucks.
Oh, and stop posting all of this boring historical crap in threads that nobody reads. Start posting on cool topics like female orgasms, ejaculation volume, and whether or not Polycarp has correctly identified the second coming of Christ.
FilmGeek: Let people be who they are. Get off the damn computer (or GameBoy) once in a while. Clean the store when you’re bored, rather than complaining.
Stop eating so much chocolate and biting on your damn tongue.
Also, stop being so damn cute. 
All right, chickenshit, just freakin’ GET it over with! Tell the parents you got accepted into school in Ohio and you’re moving there to be with your fiance! The fact that you just mentioned the applications in Ohio in passing shows that you’re total chickenshit when it comes to talking to your parents! They’re going to understand that you want to be with him and you aren’t willing to wait another nine months to do that!
Ava
Eli, you lousy SOB, when… I mean, what… aw hell, I love ya guy. I can’t pit you.
Look it’s my first post. What an asshole.
Oh fer Chrissakes…step away from the fucking computer!!, Sylkyn. It won’t disintergrate if you actually, you know…leave!
And about those cobwebs. The broom is in the laundry room. Repeat after me…the BROOM is in the LAUNDRY room…!
[sub]Yeah, but the computer ain’t…[/sub]
OK, Rubystreak, why the hell haven’t you put away your clean laundry yet? The cats are laying in it and it’s already covered in cat hair! Clean your house!
Actually, you haven’t done much of anything lately, have you? Sitting on the SDMB, not grading papers, or folding laundry, or going Xmas shopping, or anything that would actually improve your life.
Also, get more sleep. You look like hell.
Diogenes, your dick is WAY too big. You scare women and you look like a freak.
Hey Sofa King, I thought Leather was a guy too. I also thought i was probably the only one here who thought of David Chastain whenever I saw the OP’s user name.
NVME- obtuse, vacant slut! You have to really consider changing your name because just by looking at your user name right off the bat, you’re a whore no matter what you have to say about any thread!! You are funny only to YOURSELF. Everyone else knows you are a waste of thread space and the thread has now reached new lows when you have posted.
You are a thread killer.
Also- stop fucking dyeing your hair, you’re damn lucky you still have any clinging to that lump of shit you call a head.
Also- your kids have now started to call the tv “mommy” so get off the computer and fix a meal instead of tossing top ramen packages at them.
Godamnit Torie why didn’t you get put pf bed in time to get that car? Because you were 30 min late, the dealership sold it out from under you. THAT WAS A GREAT FUCKING CAR and you lost it because of your lazy, stupid ass. Speaking of lazy, GO TO SCHOOL! GET A JOB!! Asshole, what are you doing? You have nothing good in your life right now because you don’t do anything do deserve it. Well, except Mr.Torie, but even he has HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU!!! Stop being an asshole and go DO something!!!
What were you thinking trying to text message your friends new cell without checking the number first? Instead, you pulled this “Oh wait I think I remember that number! Yeah it’s in the back of my head, OK!” Why didn’t you realize that it was in the back of your friggen head because IT YOUR EX"S NUMBER??? Now he thinks your a psycho and there is no explaining THAT!
You are such an asshole.
and that’s just today’s rant…stay tuned for tomorrow’s
Damn, Carla. You’re a fucking idiot if you can’t come up with a more clever user name than your name and initial, followed by your birth date. Did you think nobody would figure that one out? Or are you so vain that you must advertise to the whole world that your birthday is December 10th.
And what’s up with being a member for so long and only posting a hand-full of times? Is the SDMB not good enough to be blessed by your prescence, oh great one, or is it because your internet connection is so fucking slow (usually less than 40 Kbps) and you’re too impatient to wait for the pages to load? Well, if you hadn’t moved to Hooterville, maybe you’d still have the option of having DSL or a cable modem. But noooooooooooo, you decide to raise your kids in the country. Dumbass. Tell your husband to cut loose with a couple hundred bucks and get that wireless connection already. Besides, his porn will load much faster that way and he will think it’s well worth the money.
And try to come up with a more clever name before you post again! No wonder you’ve only been lurking all this time. I’d be embarassed about my lack of imagination, also.
On the road to greatness already!
Welcome aboard, asshole I mean that in the nicest sense.
Shirley you are a thorough waste of verbage.
I fart in your general direction.
Yo, Icebrand, you fucking dickhead. Try CONTRIBUTING something to threads instead of just making fucking terrible jokes and/or redundant commentary. And if you get into a fight, fucking stick it out instead of backing down all the time.
Oh, and shave.
KCSuze, grow a fucking spine! And don’t spend so much time in the Pit, it’s not good for you. Going over to Great Debates or GQ wouldn’t kill you. Cuntfart.
cityboy, you’re subscribed to too many damn threads already. Cut it out - try lurking once in a while. You don’t have enough time to read Dope all day and all night! In ten minutes the site will be doing backup. Clean the fucking cat litter box! Take a shower! And if you stay up until 3:00 AM ONE MORE TIME, reading the DOPE, I’m going to set the alarm for 7:00 AM and plant it RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR EAR.
Ah, that’s better.
So, cityboy, it seems you’re into self-abuse by the look of your last post! Anyway, I ain’t hangin’ around in here - I just know if I do, I’m gonna cop a shitload of abuse - and that’s certainly not my style! Have fun you lot, that like to abuse and be abused :eek:
…“Love, peace and happiness will reign in the end”… :smack: