I think the problem with my Death Chicken was the bacon. I swear I went through 10 or 12 different brands of bacon looking for something that didn’t say ‘smoked’ or ‘maple’ on it, and couldn’t find any that hadn’t been interfered with. Anyway, we made BLTs last night, and the bacon had a definate ceosote-y taste to it. Not what you want in a casserole.
In other news, we’re fed up with the faucet set in our downstairs tub. See, many (about 17) years ago, when we re-did our downstairs bathroom, we bought “The Pfabulous Pfaucet With The Pfunny Name” for both sinks and the tub. Well, they were crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! The sink faucets have long since been replaced, but tub faucets, especially the 3-stem type, are harder, and more expensive, to rip out, so it’s still in there. The cold side runs. It doesn’t drip languidly, (it used to), it runs! Yes, I know how to replace washers. I did. Three times in the last three weeks. I also replaced the valve seat twice. I think the damned thig is cracked or something. Now what we have to do is, after we take our shower(s), is go around behind the shower end of the tub, under the stairs, and turn off the valve to the cold water at the tub.
Yes, when I re-did the bathroom those many years ago, I built a little door under the stairs to allow access to as much of the tub plumbing as possible. I also installed shut off valves in both water lines, because Murphy has been my constant companion my entire life, and I knew these things would come in handy someday.
Anyway, I think I may still have the old faucet I tore out all those years ago, and I’ll look at that first, to see if it’s still operable. There wasn’t anything wrong with it back in the day. Wifey made me replace it due to some logical process all her own. Or, more likely, we may go to the hardware store and look at new tub faucets. Oh darn. I hate going to the hardware store. 
Taters, if boyfriend is using his own car to give the driving lessons, than ‘count your blessings’ I say.
LiLi, when I was a wee bairn and teething, my Mom rubbed rum on my gums. Of course, that was way back in the Dark Ages, and that’d prolly get you arrested these days, but it might help in a pinch. Or not.
Have to preview to make sure all my 'S’s made it in. The ‘S’ key on this 'puter sticks a bit. If I’m missing any, please forgive me.
Hmmm… I seem to be first on page 10. What do I win?