26 posts will be added here shortly.
I am open to a title change of course.
As suggested by @LSLGuy
I’ve added a link to the all setting.
https://boards.straightdope.com/u?order=post_count&period=all
Wow. We’re all way out on the tails of that distribution (@Andy_L ~14100 posts says to @Chronos ~15500 posts)
18.3K posts since joining in 2003. I talk too much.
I’ve been here for less time and have almost twice as many posts.
You wanna talk about a blabbermouth…
Well, I did take a few-years break back a decade or so ago.
Under 20k is fine.
Apparently I’m at 45.5k
–hurriedly hides his short-timer stats–
Nothing to see, nothing to see
Makes another post to boost my rather poor stats when compared to y’all.
49.4K posts. What a damned blabbermouth. 
I’m 42 k
Who’s the blabbermouth?
(I’m not quite a noob but I’m middle aged I think)
My 34.2K posts make me feel positively taciturn in comparison.
Not quite 66K posts in not quite 23 years. That’s with 2 multi-year breaks TkYVM.
What a ginourmous pile of drivel I’ve left behind.
32,400 posts, every one a brilliant snapshot of erudition sought after by Bartlett’s.
I prefer quality to quantity. So what went wrong?
99’er with 5.3K. There may even be one in there worth reading.
61.1K.
I talk too much.
Not to mention the sizeable number that were heartwarming pictures of Luna!
Heh. 25+ years registered and only 1.7k on the posting front. Granted, I’ve only started posting with any regularity over the last couple of years. And even then I know I’ll never reach the proficiency of many of our busier posters.
Long time lurker of course. Most days I still prefer reading to posting. Personal thing I guess. Anyhoo, carry on.
26K replies, 1.7M posts read.
I am still learning.