Okay - here’s your chance - give me your best autumn-based sexual innuendos! It can have anything to do with the time of year: Holidays, Sports, Politics, Weather, You name it!
For example: “Baby, I’d like to hang your chad!” or “I’d like to touch down on your back end!”
Make me laugh out loud - and you get the booby prize (wherein, I show you a picture of my boobies . . .)
Ready?
Set?
Go!
Is that a butternut squash in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Lol - good one!
Spring forward into my arms if you’re leaning that way, but I’d prefer that you fall back onto the bed.
I’d touch her screen.
Oh, second-person stuff. Hmm.
Hey, let’s play a game. I’ll be Bush, and you can be the US.
Hey babe, nice rake.
Can I get you to blow my leaves?
So, do I win a prize? 
I want to see some tits!
Let’s get dirty. I’ll be the Land Rover and you can be the Hummer.
This thread is giving me an election.
LOL!
Nice!
So McCain I be Palin around with your Bush?
I’m thinking of running for your office, but first I’d like to poll you.
