So here we are…still having email set up issues but the cable modem appears to be working.
What did I miss?
Not much – FairyChatMom and I are planning galactic domination, but you’ve still got time to get in good with us.
Ohio has, apparently, been kicked out of the Union. Something about lowering their standards. 
How’s the weather out there in the hinterlands? How’s the new house? Tell us more, tell us more.
Well, you missed your G*!^D*~M^!F^@! Going Away Party! :eek:
I went by Dunkin Donuts, and we had a giant Valentine’s ninja war.
That’s it, really.
I’m here to help Anita. I shall fill in the bits she missed on what you missed.
“Well, you missed your OD DAN *UCKING! Going Away Party!”
(ha ha I got to see him and hugged him and stuff ha ha)
According to Bluesman, I got a way cool breadmaker in the mail.
And Anita, did you have guns and hookers and firetrucks at the party? You know JC won’t go to a party unless there’s guns and hookers and firetrucks.
Actually, I was just afraid all those loose women would be a bad influence on Kate and Company.
The drive was tiresome. And then we did the round trip AGAIN yesterday to pick up some last minute things and sign some real estate papers. Ugh!
The house is beautiful. It’s even better than I’d thought now that it has some furniture in it. I swear the ballroom is big enough for some 7 on 7 football.
We got the network set up yesterday and brought the connection online late. Email today and BANG! We’re in business.
I got here about 2:30AM on Thursday morning and found out my new employers had been worried about me and got the real estate agent to let them in so they could leave a care package of food and household goods for me. How sweet, eh?
I start work tomorrow. Wish me luck.
Tell him the heart note wasn’t for HIM!
Who’s going to come to our housewarming?
It’ll crush him, but okay. Come to ours, and we’ll come to yours!
I call receiver at the next fest!
We got DSL, but that’s not really such big news. Oh, and they’re marrying gay couples in San Fran … and that really is big news.
Towelboy, more like. 
When is it?
And when is Lucretia’s? Maybe I can make both!
If by towelboy you mean receiver who burns your hide for a TD reception:D
After my MVP showing as part of the Fat Men in Little Coats (they made me an honorary fat man) UCF Intramural football team last summer, I submit that my hide is quite unburnable.
You’re welcome to try, but I feel it only fair to warn you I’m going to be pulling out the Sharpie to write another victim of dutchboy208 on your forehead afterwards
You’re at UCF in Orlando? My brothers are there!
Look for two lanky, dopey-looking twins taking engineering and doing poorly with the girls. That’ll be them!
Wait… BALLROOM???
Is your housewarming going to be that formal?
Well, I’m enrolled, but I don’t actually go too often. I find school is a nice place to visit, though.
I’ll keep a look-out. Can I, like, freak them out and tell them I’m one of their brother’s henchmen?
Well, it’s a small ballroom. But still nice!
Do it. It’s always worth it to freak out younger brothers.
Always.