TAR 10/4 - "It's Like Being Dropped on Planet Mars"

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A decent episode. I kinda liked how they started the episode with the teams not knowing exactly where they were. The tasks looked pretty straightforward, and yet there were some big moves in the standings. Brian & Ericka went from 10th to 4th, Lance & Keri from 4th to 9th; and that was with no bunching points.

I can live with the result, except I wish L & K had fallen one more place. I think he’s too clueless and headstrong to last much longer, but I don’t even want the chance of him making it to the Final Three. There was the usual manufactured suspense at the end. Those of you who have watched the show longer than I have, has there ever been a genuine surprise at who was last to the Pit Stop?

I wanted to see what was under the dragon puppets. Were there people with SCUBA gear down there?

Wordplay is one thing, wordplay in a foreign language is something else. Is it always a bad sign when you get to the Detour and you’re the only team doing it?

Lance, you are no lion.

Is anybody taking notes for the inevitable Race pop quiz at the final Roadblock?

I wanted to get the low-down on the water puppets too.

I also wonder what the scrap pieces of old VCRs could possibly be recycled into.

I thought the wordplay detour seemed very easy. Much easier if the couple who did it had thought to get help from the locals a little sooner than they did. Or were depicted as doing.

When the team picked the concrete giraffe as their animal to transport, it was a “yelling at the screen” moment around here.

I think the top two (possibly three) teams have been clearly identified. The Globetrotters and Meghan and Cheyne seem to be clearly superior to every other team, and will be unlikely to be eliminated unless they get a clueless cab driver or get in an accident.

They seem to be the smartist and most athletic of the bunch.

I assumed the water puppets were being manipulated with sticks and wire, kind of like the dragons I’ve seen in Chinese parades. It wouldn’t be that difficult, especially in the hands of skilled puppeteers.

It’s good to see Lance is (literally) clueless at times as well as obnoxious. All of the other teams had no trouble working out that they had to look inside the bullet for the clue, but not our better, faster, stronger, and smarter lawyer from Massachusetts. Isn’t this also the second week in a row his teammate has had enough of him and quit cooperating with him? If it is, any thoughts on how far into the next episode their breakdown will be?

Wouldn’t you consider a bunch of teams at the VCR-destroying place a bunch up? There were also many teams that seemed to be running into each other while maneuvering the zoo animals.

I’d like to take Lance’s head and ram it into a wall. I keep chanting to myself, “Not all men from my state are like him, America.”

What is it with the word detours? My first thought is that it’s usually easier of the two choices, but whoever chooses it bungles it in some way. Marcy and Ron’s issue definitely was waiting too long to ask. I think there was also a big “Ooh, let’s sightsee!” gene in play there.

Did anyone notice the sweat literally pouring off everyone? I’m surprised nobody passed out a la Margie from last season :shudder:

I agree with the Globetrotters and Meghan/Cheyne emerging as the leaders. However, that doesn’t mean they’ll sustain it :cue Ominous TAR incidental music:

Word from another MA person. His comment about ripping the VCR apart with his hands “like a man” was irritating. I can’t decide if his gal there sounds more like Fran Drescher or that chick that played Janice on Friends.

I loved Ron’s resigned “OK” when Marcy was all, “Hey! My whistle worked!” The poor guy is probably plagued by whistles and pep talks and motivational songs all the time.

I know I have more to say but I can’t think of it.

I liked the movable Pit Stop idea. It wasn’t all that important in the grand scheme of things, but it did keep the Racers off-balance: not only do they not know where they’re going, they didn’t know where they are. And we got at least one clue (the stamp) that took a little more thought than the typical go-here-do-this. Anyway, time for the second in-season

Taxi Assessment:

Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Eric and Lisa - Practicing yoga.
Garrett and Jessica - Herding each other
Marcy and Ron (down from “Stopping”) - My wife asked me which Detour option I’d choose if I were on the Race. I told her that, unless I was in last place, I’d do the “child’s play” one like most of the teams–“letter play” looked like it would be either a little bit shorter or a lot longer. And, as Marcy & Ron found out, the gamble just wasn’t worth it. I think Marcy & Ron were also hurt by being the only team on their leg of the Detour: they couldn’t see the competition and wound up overthinking the task and progressing more slowly than they otherwise would. Lesson: less thinking and more Racing.

Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
Lance and Keri (down from “Passing”) - Wait, what was I saying? Lance & Keri seem to have taken the “less thinking and more Racing” maxim to heart. Especially the first part. Thinking they’re already in Ho Chi Minh City? Oblivious to the clue in the waterproof canister? Can’t find the cluebox? Letting go a balloon? Getting lost? I think this is a sign that Lance & Keri think they’re smarter (or “smahter,” I guess) than they really are, by a long shot. And since they’re so smaht, what they don’t do is re-examine their initial assumptions (because whay would they need to, being so smaht and all?), they just keep pressing on with whatever they’re doing. So once they go off the rails, they’re completely off, and they stay off, because they just assume the rails are still underneath them and don’t bother to check. Plus Lance is a tool, which doesn’t exactly make for calm introspective self-analysis. I was kind of bothered (not really) by Tiffany’s “meathead” remark last week, because how shallow is it to judge people’s intelligence by their physical appearance? Except…except she’s right; Lance is a meathead.
Mika and Canaan (holding steady) - This team isn’t actively bad, they’re just not really as good at anything as any of the other teams. They’re the only team left that has never placed better than seventh (which was on this leg). Since I doubt we’ll see a C&W duet task, or a thinking-only-pure-thoughts-about-your-teammate task, I’m not anticipating any opportunity for this team to shine. Which leaves them to hope that some other team does something really stupid every week, while Mika & Canaan avoid any egregious stupidity themselves. That’s a strategy that’s been attempted many times before, occasionally with surprising success, but it’s not likely to win a million dollars.

Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Brian and Ericka (holding steady) - A much better performance this leg than in the last one as they vault themselves into fourth. I was originally bullish on this team, but I really didn’t like what I saw last episode with the intra-team dynamics–this should be one of their strengths, and apparently it isn’t. However, everything went swimmingly this episode, and they absolutely pounded through the Detour for some reason and jumped up in the Pit Stop placement. I’m leaving them here for now, but they have the capability to move up in the rankings.
Maria and Tiffany (up from “Stopping”) - A better leg this time, and so I’m bumping them up a notch. They’re still the only team save Mika & Canaan that haven’t scored at least one top-four finish, and statistically they fare poorly. And, I’ll point out, they’re still not as clever as they think they are, which will probably bite them at some point. However, they had a solid leg this episode, despite the grueling concrete animal task, and they were never really in danger of elimination. Paired with their comeback in the second half last week, this team is looking better than I thought.

"Rapido! Por Favor?" - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Zev and Justin (holding steady) - A little disappointing this leg, as their Pit Stop placement has been slipping from second to fifth to eighth. I’m still leaving them here for now, as their finish was really due to one poor giraffe-related decision (although a decision that the rest of the teams made successfully, I might point out). They’re on the cusp, though, and subject to a slide next week if they don’t perform better.
Sam and Dan (holding steady) - More fractious than I think a team of brothers should be, and not as good a performance in the flesh as they should be having on paper. They were solidly in the middle of the pack, but they’ve not yet showed a spark of brilliance. A dark horse candidate for the final three, if only becasue they’re a young buff all-male team.

In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Gary and Matt up from “Rapido!”) - A solid leg and their second top-three finish. Even though this team keeps stressing their prodigal-son/distant-dad relationship in the inerviews, I’ve not really seen it manifest much on the ground. That’s important, because good intra-team dynamics makes for good Race performance (as an inverse example, look no farther than Lance & Keri). Right now, I’m picking Gary & Matt as the third of the final three (behind the Globetrotters and Meghan & Cheyne), but I think this team has far more potential to go down than up.

Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
Meghan and Cheyne (up from “Passing”) - My preseason favorites were the Globetrotters and Meghan & Cheyne, in that order, and I’m gratified to see them finish first and second in this episode. So, just for fun, I’ll bump both teams up into the top category. I should note that neither team has really emerged as powerfully dominant yet, so this categorization should be seen as only provisional. Meghan & Cheyne got a second-place finish this leg to go with their earlier first (and a sixth, let’s not forget). This team hasn’t got a huge amount of screen time yet, but they’re working well and living up to my preseason expectations.
Herbert and Nathaniel (up from “Passing”) - A great leg for the Globetrotters, pretty much steadily in first place all the way through and winning a footrace to the end. You could, legitimately, say they got lucky at the end by following Meghan & Cheyne’s cab, but their basic idea–stick close and win the footrace–was sound, as the ending showed. Still the team to beat, I think, until the “Who feels like a Jockey?” Detour.

[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]

I think a bunching point happens when teams are spread out due to being on different flights or buses, only to get to a destination and find a sign that says “Hours of Operation 8:00 am to 5:00 pm.” Teams might arrive as early as midnight the night before, and continue straggling in, but they all have to wait till the place opens, and therefore any leads are lost.

Can I help, please? He’s an ass. I was laughing when he couldn’t figure out that he had to open the bullet. I wonder how long it actually took him to figure that out.
I also like the Globetrotters and Meghan & Cheyne. Both teams seem to work well together. Of course, Race Fatigue hasn’t set in yet.

One thing I’m wondering about for the globetrotters is flight fatigue, Assuming they still have the rule that you must travel in coach.

I’m only about 6 feet tall, and riding on planes sucks for me. Sore knees, sore ass, no rest just takes something out of you, and makes me pissy. It has really got to suck when you are 6’9’’ and riding on long international flights day after day.I know they have been traveling most of their adult lives, but I assume they usually get roomier seats.

I’m sure this will come out wrong, but … am I the only person who thinks these guys are a lot more “queeny” than they think they are? I mean, I like them and all, but it would not surprise me in the least if, at one drunken Pit Stop, they announce that they are gay, and everybody is like, “Duh, we knew that already.” (Well, everybody except for Maria and Tiffany, who strike me as complete clueless buffoons when it comes to social cues.)

I was thinking the same thing. That made it kind of a fun task, I think, in that it was a game of keep-away between the Racers and the unseen puppeteers.

Not really. In common TAR parlance, a bunching point is where the time difference between teams is eliminated or dramatically reduced. Typical examples are airports where teams all get on the same flight, or tasks held in places with hours of operation (that open at 8am, frex, and the teams all arrive after closing). Both of these things happened last week, for example.

The VCR recycling task wasn’t really a bunch because it preserved the time difference between teams, even though they were all in the same geographic place.

Ah, OK. The “everybody-waiting-until-something-opens” scenario, I know, is considered “bunching up”…for some reason I couldn’t recall if it took on the same flavor as the “everyone-at-the-same-task-at-the-roughly-the-same-time” scenario.

Is it just me, or does Lance remind anyone else of muscleheaded, testosteroney Jesse on Big Brother?

I think Lance should have been penalized for tearing up the VCRs that way. The purpose is to recycle the parts…how recyclable are parts that are in shreds? I was so hoping the clue-giver would have looked at him and shook his head no.

Yeah, we were screaming at Zev & Justin for picking the stupid giraffe, too. (And not just because of last week’s preview showing it hitting the ground…I’d forgotten which animal it was by this week’s episode)

Exactly- I was screaming that at the TV (not really, but I was thinking it. And may have quietly mentioned it to my wife).

“I decided to tear them apart by brute force. Because it’s, you know, a ‘man’ thing to do.” Oh, shut the fuck up, you douchebag. And what’s with the bandanna around the bicep? You’re an idiot. I loved the clueless look on his face and the little shrug he did when he held the bullet out to the guy by the door, as if he was expecting the guy to say “congratulations! you’re the only one smart enough to hand me the bullet!”

I was surprised at how many of the mixed gender teams had men taking apart the VCRs. Yes, it’s power tools, but the task didn’t look like it needed to be muscled through.

Unless you were doing the “manly” thing, of course.

Oh, and I LOVED the hat on Zev. And Zev saying he could take Lance at the end. I think Zev may be one of my favorites this season (and I’m dearly hoping that he’s not someone non-disabled doing an Andy Kauffman type performance art thing to get on the Race, though I think that would be VERY difficult or impossible to do 24/7 for weeks as he’d have to here).

But why is that just his fault. His partner also couldn’t figure it out. And she’s the one who screwed them up in the beginning by telling him they were already in Ho Chi Minh City when he suggested they need to get a cab and go there.

I want them out but I’m finding her just as annoying as him.

Generally the purpose of e-waste tear downs like this is not so that you can re-use the parts, it is so that the various component metals can be extracted. To that degree it doesn’t really matter how “functional” the pieces are when you’re done.

That said, I kind of had a problem with this particular task, or at least the lack of context around it.

The dumping of electronic waste into poor parts of Asia and Africa to be torn down for scrap in unhealthy conditions is a significant problem for environmental and public health reasons. Having it packaged as entertainment without any of that context bothered me a bit.

Actually, it was his only smart move the entire race–they’re recycling the materials (plastic, metal, glass, etc), and not the components (motors, transistors, etc) based on what the piles looked like, so shredding stuff didn’t make a difference.

I would have penalized him for leaving his concrete animal dead center in the middle of a busy street while he ambled back to get a new balloon.

I can’t remember it now, but I don’t think he even handed it to her. If she handled it, she might have figured out that it needed to be opened. All the other teams seemed to figure it out right away.
And yes, she’s just as much of an idiot for assuming they were already in Ho Chi Minh.

I’d put money on this team having one of those massive screaming finger-pointing melt-downs that causes them to lose a leg.