Tasteless Haiku

online porn beckons
if only I could reload
as fast as my screen

Dogs, horses, rhinos
4 legged creatures galore
I think I need help

Don’t show me the site
Animal porn is not right
Make the bad man stop.

Crap…

Don’t show me that site,
Mommy make the bad man stop
Emu porn’s not right

Fellating John Holmes,
Boy, he’s got a big dick, eh?
(does she know he’s dead?)

Cunnilingus-san,
my favorite word today,
but not on the rag

what’s that in her twat?
something hard, white, and not right–
Oh. I found my teeth.

“Multiple orgasms,”
I promised at the bar.
Sorry 'bout quickie.

Masturbationist:
watch; stroke; smile; stroke; jerk; spray; wipe
Never lasts for long.

Family unites
Four brothers and four uncles
Prized daughter: holes torn

Unemployment calls
Computer Geeks turned sluths
Have tracked this thread

Incest is the best
Put your sisters to the test
Nice family game

Sis, bro, and mom try
Impotent Dad simply cires
What a stupid game.

(by parker brothers)

I open Playboy
Page 19, good article
page stuck to next one

Stop Feeding the cells!
Yes I know it’s high protein,
No spooge in the flask!

(bio geek thing… Using ‘love juice’ as a cell culture substitute)

Some cry with spilt milk
You spill b-virus on your pants
You won’t cry for long

Or, to put it another way:

Haiku: poetry
Line two, seven syllables
Five on lines one, three

Er… sorry, that’s the best I can do on short notice. I know, it’s not even dirty. Let’s see…

Bamboo shaft, strong, hard
Wet with lotus flower dew
Those lucky fuckers

I think we’ve pretty much run the gamut on all things sexual but here goes:

One thing me likie:
Female ejaculation
When I am thirsty

The sly theif has struck.
Endangering my feces.
Turdburglar. No shit.

dinahmoe, that rocks
I am rolling on the floor,
tears stream down my face.

Add me to the list
of those rolling on the floor
laughing till it hurts.

Right now, I’m blushing.
You people like my poop joke.
Mom would be so proud.

Thanks!:slight_smile: