zombie
No, not zombie – cannibal.
Moved CS → MPSIMS.
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
But isn’t CS the correct forum for cuisine?
They’re coming out with a sequel to the movie Alive about the Uruguayan rugby team stranded in the snow swept Andes are forced to use desperate measures to survive after a plane crash.
The working title is
“Second Helpings”
“Good morning,” said Hannibal, Greeting the cannibal.
“I’m Hannibal. How do you do?”
“At the moment you’re Hannibal," responded the cannibal,
“But soon we’ll be calling you Stew…” 
-Credit Where Credit Is Due to The Amazing and Talented Bill Grossman
I had a heart valve replaced a while back. I tell people I chose a pig valve to keep off the Jewish cannibals.
I miss norinew.
That’s all.
StG
I heard that when the Police were processing Jeffrey Dahmer’s apartment crime scene, in addition to the torso in the fridge they found a Tupperware in the freezer with 3 little boy noses in it. No one could figure out why he’d be saving the noses of his victims, until finally a psychiatrist put 2 & 2 together. “You know,” he said, “These serial killers can be pretty twisted; I bet he was trying to collect enough to make … a Dahmernose pizza!”
and the “hot tongue.”
“Mom. this meat tastes funny”
“Leave it on the plate and eat the rest of the clowns”
“My last henchman failed me terribly. We all ate well that night. Filet minion.”
“Save the Cows, Eat a Vegetarian!”
"One of my customers? Did you know I inherited the store from my late husband? Shame what happened to him…he had such good taste.” - Lisbet the cannibal from Skyrim