It seems the FBI’s interested in some of Sen. Steven’s emails.
Color me surprized that he even knew what email was, much less had some of value.
Of course he knows what email is. It goes through the tubes, doesn’t it?
No, no, no. It gets carried in the trucks!
Not just any trucks. eTrucks.
Are you sure it’s not iTrucks? The stuff with the "i’ in front of it seems to be what the kids are all into these days.
iTrucks, youTrucks…whatever. They’re the Trucks that are made of tubes still, right?
Is it a tube-shaped truck? No, how would that work…then it’d just be a really large tube on wheels…
Hm…I’ve got it somewhere…
No, “internets” go through the tubes. “I sent my staff an internet and it took 2 days to get through.”
I used the Google to find the Internets and I couldn’t find it.
Halp!
So does this mean the FBI has tied his tubes?
It looks that way, but sadly, they’re too late, as he’s already had kids.