Teen Burglars Kill Goldfish To "Leave No Witnesses"

[SciFiSam]

@Boyo_Jim

I believe there have been a few cases where prosecutors have tried to get animals accepted in court as witnesses. Specifically, parrots and/or other talking birds, who supposedly could verbally ID the criminal. IIRC one of these birds did a verbal reenactment of his owner’s murder,** including saying the name of the murderer. **

AFAIK, no judge has allowed that kind of testimony into a trial.

Perhaps the burglar’s name was Bob.

Hope he doesn’t get put on death roe.

[Skywatcher]

@Cheshire_Human

They’re fish! Of course that’s who they would choose to sleep with. Unless they are rednecks, and choose sheep. :smack:

Or a Doper forgot to log out of the board and left their computer unattended.

[NoCoolUserName]

@GiantRat

…cool as a cucumber, sea, and…

Genius.

[Peter_Morris]

Hey, it looks like **TunaDiver **has threadspotted us.

[Apocalypso]

@Boyo_Jim

I believe there have been a few cases where prosecutors have tried to get animals accepted in court as witnesses. Specifically, parrots and/or other talking birds, who supposedly could verbally ID the criminal. IIRC one of these birds did a verbal reenactment of his owner’s murder, including saying the name of the murderer.

AFAIK, no judge has allowed that kind of testimony into a trial.

Really? What does the judge say when they trout out the evidence?

[Hypno-Toad]

He tells them to Go Fish.

[Cassio]

There is no logical Bass-sis for killing the goldfish!

[Regallag_The_Axe]

These puns are reely crappie.

[Inigo_Montoya]

@billigan

The getaway car was an older model barracuda. I heard they would’ve gotten away if it hadn’t blown a seal.

I’m pretty sure that was just ice cream.

[Debon_Err]

This thread should really end soon, but I trout that will happen. The repeat puns are starting to stink. I’ll keep waiting with baited breath for it to end.

[Hypno-Toad]

Thanks, Chum.

[Annie-Xmas]

@Debon_Err

This thread should really end soon, but I trout that will happen. The repeat puns are starting to stink. I’ll keep waiting with baited breath for it to end.

After three days, fish and threads really start to stink. Well, it’s been 17 days…

[Inigo_Montoya]

Yeah, that was quite the gaff.

[Debon_Err]

@Annie-Xmas

After three days, fish and threads really start to stink. Well, it’s been 17 days…

Are you fishing for a response here?

[Hypno-Toad]

Probably looking for an pun exchange. You know, squid pro quo.

[Inigo_Montoya]

@Hypno-Toad

Probably looking for an pun exchange. You know, squid pro quo.

Austin Powers: Yes…squid pro roe.

[Spice_Weasel]

Are we traveling upstream?
Have we reached el fin?