2 Frat Boys koi-napped, killed, BBQed and ate Goldie, beloved pet of UC Santa Cruz

WTF were those moronic frat boys thinking?

Here’s the first story and here is the second story about it.

Poor innocent pet fish is swimming along, enjoying life, then WHAM! She gets hit with a rake, dies, gets stolen, and reportedly is cooked and eaten.

Poor Goldie.

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Frat boys are morons?

In other news, Pope found to be Catholic, and bears reported to shit in woods.

Damn dude, joke of the day, LOL!

I have no wish to carp about this, but may the scales of justice weigh heavily against these criminals. I hope there is no catch to the judge’s penalty because these pond scum need to be fined more than just a fin!

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Perhaps a mob of vegans armed with hemp pitchforks and organic-fuel torches will teach these dipshits a thing or two.

But seriously… what the hell? Did they have the fucking munchies? UCSC is a beautiful campus, and this was stupid and pointless.

OK, good. And it better not be on the show.

“We had nothing to do with this, but we won’t allow you to talk to the parties involved.” What are you, the Mama Hen? They’re big boys and girls, and it’s not your fight, leave 'em on their own.

(all quotes taken from the OP’s linked sfgate articles)

I smell something fishy!!!

Ew. Just ewww.

I just can’t get myself to a place where this sounds like a good idea. What sort of mental process occurs where the conclusion is “Hey! Let’s steal a $700.00 goldfish that the entire campus treats like a pet and eat it!”

No kidding! I hope the campus cops haven’t lost any time in grilling the usual suspects.

WHAT? There is a fraternities and MTV on campus now?

Holy shit times have changed.

WHAT? There are fraternities and MTV on campus now?

Holy shit times have changed.

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to keep posting until I figure out the subtle nuances of this language.

They must be 2 really big men on campus to eat 20 pounds of fish between themselves.

Hmmm… The human being in me wants to say that this crime and the frat boys involved are weird, moronic, and slightly disgusting.

But the college student in me wants to say, “That was awesome, dude!” and then chug a Bud Light.

This sort of idiocy is yet another reason I’m glad to live off campus.

Well, you know how it is with the over-emphasis on Omega-3 fatty acids these days.

Didn’t they even use any wasabi? Oh, the humanity!

That’s horrible. I hope they aren’t let of the hook this time.

I hope those kids understand how their actions are affecting their fellow students. I hope they not only feel terribly sorry, but also serve a sentence or pay a fine or something more than a slap on the wrist.

Fear not, the proper penalty, if correctly consigned should involve having to eat the campus mascot as well.

Hey, now. Some of us are well behaved and intelligent fratboys, thank you very much.