I have no wish to carp about this, but may the scales of justice weigh heavily against these criminals. I hope there is no catch to the judge’s penalty because these pond scum need to be fined more than just a fin!
Perhaps a mob of vegans armed with hemp pitchforks and organic-fuel torches will teach these dipshits a thing or two.
But seriously… what the hell? Did they have the fucking munchies? UCSC is a beautiful campus, and this was stupid and pointless.
OK, good. And it better not be on the show.
“We had nothing to do with this, but we won’t allow you to talk to the parties involved.” What are you, the Mama Hen? They’re big boys and girls, and it’s not your fight, leave 'em on their own.
(all quotes taken from the OP’s linked sfgate articles)
I just can’t get myself to a place where this sounds like a good idea. What sort of mental process occurs where the conclusion is “Hey! Let’s steal a $700.00 goldfish that the entire campus treats like a pet and eat it!”
I hope those kids understand how their actions are affecting their fellow students. I hope they not only feel terribly sorry, but also serve a sentence or pay a fine or something more than a slap on the wrist.