Teen Burglars Kill Goldfish To "Leave No Witnesses"

These kids could be spending a whale in jail.

You people are gilling me.

Shit just got reel.

Looks like they took the bait.

Someone did “flounder” already. And “school”. Guess I just ain’t learned my plaice. :frowning:

They should just lock them in a room with Joe Pesci. That would be … funny.

I’ m sure that after they get out of jail, they will end up on Squid Row.

Silly…you were listening to the wrong end. Everyone knows fish communicate by farting.

ETA: sorry if that seems sharky…reading this just makes me crabby

Too bad puns can’t be sold. We’d make a krilling.

If you believe in astrology, I hear the crooks were Pices and Libra.

This entire thread sounds like a Wet Dream.
(Thank you, Kip Adotta.)

a whale of a song!

What stupid thieving idiots they are!!!

Poor goldfish :frowning:

Those fish were dead . . . by hook or by crook.

How do we know that the fish didn’t commit suicide?

Come on. Do you think they’d choose to sleep with the fishes? :stuck_out_tongue:

They’re fish! Of course that’s who they would choose to sleep with. Unless they are rednecks, and choose sheep. :smack:

From what I understand, when the cops tackled this kid he was as cool as a cucumber, sea, and that’s the problem with kids these days… they’ve got no sole. We should take them out behind the barnacle and shoot them.

It’s a shame, too, I hear that before he became a delinquent the kid could shoot a basketball from half court and get nothing but net.

Redneck goldfish? Goldneck redfish? :slight_smile: (I’m floundering.)

The getaway car was an older model barracuda. I heard they would’ve gotten away if it hadn’t blown a seal.

This thread reminded me of that old song, something about a “wet dream…in the middle of the gulf stream”.