Teeny Weenie Dopefest in Calgary

I have to go into the city on Saturday. I have persuaded Gut, Driftwood, and alice_in_wonderland to join me for lunch on Saturday afternoon at Moxie’s on 17th avenue SW, at about 12th street.

Wanna come? Wump? bagkitty? I promise we won’t bite.

Much.

I thought that this meant it was a dopefest for those with small penises. In that case, I would have been in! (but you wouldn’t have known)

May I just say that my face turned several shades of purple at that suggestion?

My cow-orkers are looking at me oddly. Well, at least the one that can see me is.

Thank you. And Cyni, you’re always welcome to come up to a DopeFest here, teeny weenie or not.

I knew it got cold up there, but damn!

[Fox Mulder]
Before anybody passes judgement let me remind you, we are in the arctic.
[/Fox Mulder]

<dreamily>
One day, the world will realize that Edmonton is far, far superior, and all Dopefests will be held there, and there alone…
</dreamily>
reality kicks in
Guess I have to kick some Calgarian arse before they figure it out… :smiley:

I completely missed my 100th post! I never knew! Now I shall be saddened forever, and shall not get a party. In Calgary or otherwise. (Calgary really isn’t that bad, but our hockey team is better…)

I’m going to go off and pout for awhile.

Carry on.

The NYC MegaDopeFest thread is now seven pages long, has over 3,000 viewings and over 300 responses.

This thread, on the other hand, had about 45 viewings as of this viewing, and about 5 responses.

A litte Calgary Dopefestling.

I think that’s so cuuuuuuute!

Ginger, please understand, I’m not trying to be mean. I just have a heightened sense of the ironic.

Gut has agreed to run around outside with no pants on, or stuff ice in his pants, just so it will be a teeny weenie Dopefest.

I don’t know how this is ironic, DAVEW0071, fill me in? There are approximately 8 Calgary area dopers, and we’ve got 4 of them coming.

-sniffles- I WOULD be there except I work from 11:30-5 that day then have a Vampire game that night… we’ll have to do one in January maybe when I manage to sneak down during holidays okay? Then I can kick your ass at pool again okay Ginger?

Fat guy with ice in his pants! You know you want to see it! Come to Moxies!

This is the strangest image I’ve ever had in my head…

So, uh, the Calgary TWD is currently riding at, oh, 50%. How’s the Mega-fest doin’, Dave? :wink:

So, alice, does that mean you’re coming for sure?

I’m sure I can persuade Driftwood to do the same. Maybe I’ll just bring some lovely Mountain snow for the pants packing.

There is plenty of snow here in town Ginger. But if you really want to bring Canmore snow go for it. Ummmm…one question…Can I wait until after we eat or do I have to sit in the restaurant with squidgy pants? If I have to sit in the restaurant with squidgy pants I promise not to wiggle around and look like I’m getting head under the table…I promise.

:eek:
Ok. Maybe I don’t want to go out in public with the guy with squidgy pants. You may wait until after lunch, so we don’t frighten anyone.

I’m debating on whether I’m gonna wear my tiara.

I thought the tiara was how I was going to identify you at the restaurant. You have to wear it.

It squeeshes my head!

LOL ! Make your son wear it then. Ok maybe not, the therapy would be very expensive.

Ginger… noon is awfully early for me, but I may be there around 12h30 for coffee… how am I going to spot you? (Bagkitty has a big green coat)

bagkitty, email me!! You can see what I look like by clicking the link in my sig.

1:00 pm, Moxie’s Classic Grill at 1331 17 Ave SW.

I shall be the red-haired woman with the tiara and small blonde boy. I shall also have a large man with me, who shall answer to the name of Emperor.