Tell me a secret about yourself. Make it a good one. Secrets will be judged on quality, juiciness, and interest factor.
Secrets that piss someone off will be ignored.
Winner gets a praise thread, expressly for you.
Go for it!
(please note: You’re not the first person to think that if you tell it, it isn’t a secret. Don’t waste the bandwidth to post the like, silly.)
I’m tempted to, but how can I be sure that other people won’t find out?
I’m dating a 15 year old.
I was apprehensive, at first. But then somebody pointed out to me that it’s only illegal if you have -sex- with people who are underage. Dating them is fine, apparently. 
(I’m 19, so it’s not a -huge- age difference…just a really messed up one.)
Warning! Warning! TMI! Don’t read any further if you’re easily disgusted…
I don’t usually have sex dreams, and I’m very glad, because most of mine are rather disturbing.
Why, do you ask?
Because the person I dream about having sex with is my sister.
I better win this contest.
Woo, kinky there Nocturne. 
Damn! How to top Nocturne’s secret? Mm…
I think some breeds of canines are sexy. I wouldn’t call myself a zoophile, per se, since that would actually -involve- having sex with them–but some breeds–particularly those with more ‘wolfish’ traits (Malamutes, Huskies, Akitas, Samoyeds, etc.), I find very attractive. They are very powerful and noble creatures–and I think the mystique of canine and lupine lore contributes to it somewhat–especially since my self-imposed doctrine of religion does have some influences rooted in therianthropy.
Top Secret:
I love Disco. A lot. I even own Disco albums, cassettes and CD’s. My parents took “Disco Dancing” lessons at Arthur Murray in the mid-70’s and I got to attend the lessons, too!
I’m a Disco Queen!
I’m pregnant with Mr. Cynical’s two headed love child.
My name is Tiki and I have an eleven inch penis… around. Figure that one out.
I’m really a very nice person…hope too many people don’t find this out.
Oh, like everybody and his uncle didn’t already know that, Geo. As if.
I am a totally unhip square, and I love it.
Barbershop quartets? Love 'em! Even sang in one for a time.
Ballroom dancing contests on TV? I’ve watched them. Found it an enjoyable way to spend an evening.
This music today? Just noise. Give me some doo-wop or CCR any day.
Okay, that’s not a salacious secret or anything, but what do you expect from a totally unhip square?
With everything I’ve posted to the TMI thread, this is one competition I definitely do not want to win:)
hijack…
hey geobabe!
rick astley is a pantywaist
wanna stick my butt in his face
his teeny tiny two inches of terror
are really gonna scare ya
hair-brained knuckle-headed cockamamie idjit galoot!
Mr. Cynical is my two headed love child.
Mr Cynical gave me one headed love, child.
I have had sex with three dopers, two male and one female.
all at the same time
Secrets that are obvious fabrications will also be ignored.
Ok, not at the same time, but all in the same month. This is not a fabrication, but a secret. Maybe not worthy of your praise but certainly a juicy secret.
::Whispering::
I see dead people!
I have a tremendous, secret crush on Mr. Cynical, but no children.
Yet. 