Well, will someone tell me some? Whenever I ask people in person, they won’t because they figure I’ll get mad and hit them or something.
Q: How can you tell a readhead has been using your computer?
A: There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor.
The Redhead’s Creed:
The quickest way to a man’s heart is right through his ribcage.
–Persephone
Naturally Readheaded, In Body and Mind 
How can you tell when a redhead has finished having sex?
She unties you.
What’s the mating call of a blonde?
“Ohh, are you all on the same team?”
What’s the mating call of a brunette?
“Is that fucking blonde gone yet?”
What’s the mating call of a redhead?
“NEXT!”
(I’m redder than Persephone. Don’t tell her I said that :D)
You can sleep with a brunette…
You can sleep with a blonde…
** You’ll never get ANY sleep with a redhead. **
[sub] hardygrrl…yet another redheaded female Doper:) [/sub]
I wonder why people have told you ladies such jokes, but no one will tell me…how hard do you hit? 
Are there any about redhead guys? I don’t think people tell these sorts of jokes to my brother, either. * He* has a worse temper than me, too (BTW, he’s gotten the question about his “other” hair from other guys too, which just proves what wackjobs people who ask that sort of question are.)
I don’t have to hit-I can kick too
And when I get the “So,does the carpet match the drapes?” question…
I just smile and say…
“No carpet. Just bare floors.”
Red-haired men creep me out. I don’t know why.
Whenever someone is trying to find out the ‘other’ hair colour, I stop them and say “Yeah, I’m a natural redhead. No, you can’t see.”
Even being rude enough to hint that they want to know pretty much boots them right off of the desirable list.
There aren’t enought redheads to go around…
enjoying the Jokes
Another Redhead (Male)
Redhead guy checking in. Hey Ginger, whats up with you? Sheesh.
Anyways for some reason I have an infatuation with redheads, which I guess is strange since most redhead guys I know dont. And from the looks of things women are the same?
As for the “other” hair, I went through all of juinior high and half of highschool with the nick name “fire crotch” it finally stopped after I got fed up and beat the piss outta the guy that started it.
When I was a coxswain for my college’s rowing team, my boat made me a lovely shirt: bright orange flames with a giant F.C. on the front of the shirt. They claimed it meant “Fine Cox.” They were so clever. :rolleyes:
I agree with that statement, anyway. My brother is a nice looking kid, and has girls chasing after him, but I’ve never been attracted to a guy with red hair. There’s a pretty easy answer to why that is, you know. How many times has someone assumed that some other person with red hair was your sibling, just because you share the same unusual hair color? I can’t count how many times people have thought a girl that I lived on the same floor as was my sister for that reason alone, and she’s not the only person I’ve been asked if was my sister or brother. I think people internalize something like that, and want to avoid people thinking odd things about them and a similarly copper-y haired SO. Or, some redheads might really not want their kids to have red hair and be bullied too, so…just my speculation.
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*Originally posted by elfkin477 *
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Right there. I think that’s it with me. I had a red haired boyfriend when I was about 15, and got comments like that all the time.
It’s just a preference, and was not directed at anyone. In fact I know a man whose eyes and hair are the same rich chestnut colour and oh my gosh…
“Fire crotch”?
Heeeeeeey, I think I like that!
I love girls with red hair, but I’d never date another one ever again. They are more deceptive and unfaithful than other women I have dated.
I’ll second that ! At this point I have no choice but to judge all redheads as “off-limits”, my poor ol’ heart cant take anymore abuse…
Jeez.
And here we go again…
(Not gonna do it. Al, Medea, you wanna take it?)