Tell me some pickup lines that worked

In a hospital emergency room, waiting with a friend and meeting a friend of the friend for the first time.
Room 10 looks good, check out the mirror. Probably one on the ceiling too. Maybe some leather straps on the table…

He’s been thinking about me ever since. :smiley:

::shrug:: I prefer two things about my current situation:

  1. Stability. I don’t have to worry about where my next partner will come from, or when I’ll find him/her, or if my plan will work. I also don’t have to worry about the possibility of infection from partners who, even though they might have been tested the day before, and we might be using protection that’s 99% effective, could still infect me.

  2. “Once you are actually dating and sleeping together, then it’s time to treat them like shit if you want to keep them.” I simply do not have the mindset to do this. Further, it strikes me that some people who are kept around by this might have underlying issues at work, and I’d rather try to help them get better than merely prey on them. Despite what may be a growing track record of mine on this MB (I just got asked by another doper in GD: “Do you dislike me or do you just like picking a fight?”), I prefer being nice to people to being evil.

I’ll take the peace and serenity of my current relationship over the frenzy (and other less pleasant - to me - aspects) of those you’ve described, thanks:)

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Has anybody ever told you you look just like Jesus Christ?

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I used to get this all the time. I don’t think it was a line though . . . I really looked like Jesus Christ. I finally got a haircut, and haven’t heard it since.

I’ve never used a pick-up line but I have a gregarious friend (female) that uses them frequently. The most effective is “You look familiar, where do I know you from?” If the guy is interested at all, he’ll stop and list the places he hangs out and you could possibly know him from. And you get a chance to list the places you hang out and see who or what you have in common. I think it’s a brilliant way to start a conversation and I wish I had the guts to try it…

I can’t believe I’m admitting to this one…

At the time, this song was popular. I liked this guy already, and he used the line, “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?” I ended up marrying him!

Jeez, I’m embarassed.

“You. Let’s go.” (five minutes after walking into a party; I was totally defensless–he was really hot and I was young and wild) It worked, btw. A very nice, if short-lived, fling. And I never doubted my ability to do the pick up again. That’s the day I learned the power of being a woman. Heh.

Ladies, if a guy walks up to you and starts his sentice with, “So,”, you’re in for a good night! :smiley:

This is what my current SO asked me four years ago when he finally got the nerve to approach me. We were working in the same building, for the same company at the time.

At the time I had to do a bit of verbal sparring in response and found it a little cheesy, but now it seems so romantic.

It certainly is a heck of a lot better than how I met my daughter’s father, drunk and looking for someone to provide oral sex on me for the first time. On second thought, maybe not better, he did do a damn good job that night.

I believe you left out the question you SO asked you.

I actually saw this one work once in high school. The girl was pretty, and the guy was a redneck with a reputation for having (and being) a big dick.

“Hey baby, you want some mayonaise on that furburger?”

I’ve never actually used a “pickup line”. However, I’ve found that the following has worked wonders.

Talk to her for an hour in a raspy bass voice and then sing along with Sade on the radio in her register and with a similar timbre.

Stand in a hall with a good echo and do a competent rendering of the introductory bridge for the Eagle’s “Hayley”.

Sing “Color my World”, pull out a hand-made flute, and finish with the flautist’s solo.

Sing “Beginnings”–and hit all the notes.

Best line that was used on me was in Europe:

“Would you like to see my jewels?”

(He was a goldsmith, but I didn’t know that!)

I declined, but he liked that I “turned very red in the head.”

“Wanna see my tattoos?” Has a 100% success rate. Eerie, since I don’t have any tattoos, but it’s all in the timing. When you’re both nekkid it’s usually too late to back out. You’d understand if you’d seen me nekkid. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m somewhat partial to inviting someone up to see my etchings. If they get it, and agree, then odds are good they can carry on a conversation.

If they don’t, I can move along.

My brother met a wonderful girl whom we all love to bits. His pick-up line to her? “You skate like a man. I like that!!” He was the coach of her women’s hockey team at the time.

Him: “It’s my birthday”
Me: “Happy birthday. What do you want?”
Him: “You”
Me: “OK”

It’s at the top of my post in bold, hon.

“Are you as nice as you look?”

Worked for me… “Do ya wanna play darts?”

Worked on me… “If you don’t kiss me now, I’m going to scream.”