Acid Lamp is currently making a stilt-based Halloween costume based on some professional (and very expensive) haunted house scare costumes he saw online.
nashiitashii sewed a sock monkey that was anatomically correct.
**Autolycus ** has the ability to drink an amazing amount of alcohol, but hold off his drunkeness until the last moment; at which point it jumps him all at once.
You started the best thread ever.
And you left out that Elfbabe is his daughter?
I’m related by blood or marriage to 3 dopers, all of whom could and would beat the living hell out of me if I spilled anything interesting.
giantfreakinmarine was a pro bullrider and trick-shooter back before he got all old and stove up.
MadPansey64 raced my GTO for fun and profit without my knowledge
badkittypriestess is the daughter of a highly decorated lieutenant general (no one that’s ever been on the news)
I think twickster writes or once wrote crossword puzzles.
Oh: Ensign Edison was once a professional psychic.
Twicks is now the editor of a gardening magazine.
velvetjones is a sensational jazz singer.
clothahump is a Tae Kwon Do instructor.
Crafter_Man is a gun enthusiast and member of a militia group.
OneCentStamp is the SDMB’s least notable member with over 4000 posts, and likes it that way just fine. Silent but deadly.
Gaudere plays in a kickball league for grown-ups.
…after spending many, many years editing puzzles. I still do a little freelance work for my former employers.
Der Trihs has not accepted Jesus as his personal savior. 
**HazelNutCoffee **is uberhot. Okay, we probably all knew that already. But she’s also scary smart, with a Masters degree from University of Chicago already and going for her Ph.D. Oh, and she just moved into her own apartment and left most of her kitchen supplies with her little brother, with whom she previously lived.
**Sarahfeena **has dark hair and does not often wear twinsets.
**gardentraveler **is a woman! :eek:
**interface2x **is really cute, and wickedly funny when he can get a word in edgewise.
**WhyNot **had a fabulous time at the ChiDopeFest. 
I’ll always be depressed that puzzle editors aren’t driving Cadillacs and eating lobster off the navels of super models. Thanks for the crappy reality check, twickster.
This made me laugh out loud.
I was going to do one about you, too! WhyNot has awsome long hair, all the way down to her butt.
interface2x was once in a band called…interface2x!
(P.S. Is this blonde-bob-and-twinsets image the same one others have of me around here? Yikes! So wrong. :))
Also, as a San Franciscan and a Simpsons fan, I secretly need to meet Troy McClure SF, unless the SF stands for Sci-Fi, in which case, allow me to slink into the dank corner over there.
OneCentStamp is not an asshole
Nor is OneCentStamp a one cent stamp