lobstermobster wants random guys on the street to hit on her more. She lives in San Francisco. Get to it, Bay Dopers!
Sweet. I’ll randomly be on the streets of the Bay Area next week. I guess I’ll just have to hit on every woman I meet in hopes that it is her. I predict I’ll need a cold compress to reduce the swelling by the end of the first day.
This could be construed as very optimistic or very pessimistic, depending on where you think you’ll need to put that compress. 
Ha! I’d love to see it, but I don’t think it’s online. It was made by a disgruntled parent who was pissed off that Mr. Bus Guy wouldn’t move his 8 year old daughter’s bus stop (and, of course, the bus stop of half a dozen other kids) one house to the left so that he (the father) could watch her from his living room window while she waited for the bus. :rolleyes:
He’s got a lot of fun Crazy Parent stories, he does!
Araminty is meeting the prime minister of Australia tonight.
picunurse paints as a hobby. I know cause she made me a real cool skyline of Seattle painting when we had swampfest in Seattle year before last.
FairyChatMom (who really is a cheap date 
) has a dog that lurves butt skritches (Bernie) and she and FairyChatDad adopted an older stray dog (Scruffy) which has earned them major karma points in my book.
VunderBob has a “frankenfinger”.
SeanFactotum is the poster child for middle-aged straight white guys.
MamaTigs makes really purty knitted stuff like scarves and such.
twickster once wrote a logic puzzle based loosely on The Dope, using Doper screen names. I was honored to be one of 'em!
Shodan is the proud uncle of a football player who was drafted way high up at the end of last season. I remember reading the thread, and that nephew went fishing during the draft, but don’t remember the nephew’s name. (I’m sure one of you nice football fans will promptly provide it, though.)
Yes, Sarahfeena, I’m pretty sure my previous image of you was blonde + twinsets. Also older.
swampbear periodically acts as nanny for a chihuahua named Joe Dawg.
The name pulykamell is Hungarian. Rumor has it it means chicken breast.
GT (Who also had a very nice time at the ChiDopeFest)
He also collects images of abandoned single gloves.
jayjay shares his name with a really good friend of mine.
everyone knows this though!
[QUOTE=Bobotheoptimist]
I’m related by blood or marriage to 3 dopers, all of whom could and would beat the living hell out of me if I spilled anything interesting.
giantfreakinmarine was a pro bullrider and trick-shooter back before he got all old and stove up.
MadPansey64 raced my GTO for fun and profit without my knowledge
badkittypriestess is the daughter of a highly decorated lieutenant general (no one that’s ever been on the news)[/QUOTE
I resent the old part and will beat you with my cane and tell your children outright lies about your childhood.
CookingWithGas has spent quality time in many of Cairo’s finest bathrooms.
anu-la1979 works (worked?) right around the corner from me.
DiosaBellissima is unquestionably the coolest thing to ever come out of Central California.
chowder will do almost anything for Bacon Salt.
What, no love for the moderators?
Czarcasm is a wicked conversationalist with an unfortunate tendency to not spill the beans on banned posters, though otherwise delightful at Portland-area Dopefests.
TubaDiva has interests in typefaces and in jazz.
Lobstermobster is a cutie. If I was single and 30 years younger, I’d hope my Mom called her to be my babysitter. And if she was 30 years younger, her Mom would probably have some really bad cramps…
Mouse_maven is a new mother from Canada who could easily filet a mouse (or mouse-shaped objects / stupid university administrators) with a scalpel blindfolded and with an angry zeal not seen since Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine in ‘X-MEN’.
“You got some tenure for me, bub…?”
Lobstermobster, DungBeetle, and Wile E, and Vinyl Turnip are wicked quippers. Also, **Dung Beetle ** and **Lobstermobster ** are extra-cute. I’m sure that Wile E and Vinyl are also cute, but I can’t prove it.
elelle is closer to understanding The Meaning of Life than anyone I have ever known. She knows things.
Gxi estis aready mentioned tio Sunspace paroli Esperanto.
fisha is a girly construction worker, and we have twin blue merle Great Danes.
**faithfool ** has an unshakeable commitment to honesty, and Zoe forgives.
**toadbriar ** is the only living human to have captured faerie specimens. Hey rat people! (selkie!) Look at toadbriar’s prints on Ebay! Keyword: dancing rats
Kalhoun’s gourds are spectacular.
Those are some bitchin’ gourds, Kalhoun.
gt,** Shodan’s ** relative is Joe Thomas.
Hey, wait a sec…what makes you think the OP didn’t know this? :mad: 
Sublight works as a mock Christian priest in Japan in order to give people a proper seeming church wedding.
Olivesmarch4th is married to a lead researcher in linking video game violence to real life violence (and was able to show causality.)
Sternvogel is an excellent chef.
Rico is an ex-broadcaster now working in IT, and plays in online backgammon tournaments.
Spoons has one of the largest collections of vintage Canadian pop/rock music of almost everyone he knows. Almost.
yellowval’s husband really likes Led Zeppelin.