Thanks, dear! The check’s in the mail. 
True. I don’t smell, but I smell great! I think.
Are you sure you’re the only one?
Baker has the ill-luck to live almost within a stone’s throw of the detestable Fred Phelps and his wacko church.
Wrong, dearie. ScareyFaerie likes to dress up as a traffic cone.
Nu-hu… she’s from one of those places that are more Southern than thou (I’m not sure which one right now and fear she may dissect me if I pick the wrong one) and lives in Colorado. But the lab where she was working last has disintegrated due to the head of the lab heading up north.
youwiththeface and monstro are twins.
matt_mcl ran for the federal election, but was not elected. His party was, however, triumphant in a very unexpected way lately, so congrats to him.
Hamish is his roommate.
Elenfair and lno met on the boards and are now married. Old gossip, I know.
Autolycus and I met via Equipoise. Curiously enough, it was not a Dopefest. And Equipoise is from Chicago. She refers to her husband as “The rodie.”
bigbabysweets2000 can e-mail me without using the @ symbol. So can (I think) SalAmmoniac. (Try it. From work. My user name is tpn.)
It was a little weird, yep. It started with “So are you in school? You are? I live near there. Where? Just up the street from some intersection. You too? What’s your address? No way! That’s awesome!”
CKDexterHaven shares my interest in Sherlock Holmes.
lno breathes fire, and taught me how to at a Dopefest.
Beadalin’s husband makes me want to use my guitars for firewood. :mad: 
Angel of the Lord knows where the sock monkeys are… Usually… And has great taste in literature!
Codeword Dictionary Stuff like this:
OVERLORD (Allied 44) The invasion of northern France. Papers with the actual times and locations for the actual execution of OVERLORD were marked BIGOT. This information was controlled through a special access list (a “Bigot List”). Executed 6 June, 1944, this date has become the preeminent “D-Day” in history. Four airborne division were dropped behind the beaches to secure routes inland and to prevent German counterattacks. American, Canadian and British units landed in the early morning of 6 June on sixteen beaches roughly from La Madeleine in the west to Ouistreham in the east. A massive fleet provided shore bombardment for the five first-wave divisons and several special-operations units. Deception operations in support of OVERLORD came under the heading BODYGUARD and included COPPERHEAD, FORTITUDE, GRAFFHAM, HAMBONE, IRONSIDE, JAEL, ROYAL FLUSH, SKYE and ZEPPELIN. Rehearsals for the invasion included BEAVER, DUCK, FABIUS, FOX, HARLEQUIN and TIGER. BULBASKE, DINGSON, HOUNDSTOOTH, TITANIC and SAMWEST were special operations supporting OVERLORD. Airborne landings included CHICAGO, DETROIT DINGSON and LOST. Other plans to invade northern France included RUDGE, VERTE, QUICKSILVER and ROUNDHAMMER. See FLASHLAMP, BIGOT and TAXABLE.
I’m in Boston, but I’ll give it a shot.
HOW YOU DOIN’!?
Hal Briston and I both have the same 30+ year old Winnie the Pooh dolls that we’ve posed in pictures with our daughters.
That was you, right Hal?
Squee! I want to see that collection! Perhaps this is where he got his username?
I’m not going to play, but this:
is wrong. I was only curious about them. That makes me out to be much more interesting than I am.
That’s tremendously cool. I’m really enjoying this thread, by the way.
Wow, that’s quite a compliment, OneCentStamp! I’ll share that with him – he could use a boost right now (he’s in the middle of album-release hell).
Please do. And if he cares to, he can hear my music - I’m a pretty fair guitar player myself, and I still think he’s that good. 
Will do! And I am totally going to check out your MySpace page (again), so that I can shoot him the link.