I took a nude picture of myself 8 years ago just in case I ever needed to send it to someone, and literally have never sent it to anyone because nobody cares not even my spouse.
When I turned 40, I became invisible to the opposite sex.
When I turned 50, I became invisible to my spouse.
I added 30 pounds so it’s easier for her to see me.
yeah … walk if off
… and stop the attention-whoreing
I can make dinner, and only use one pot and one fork.
If my wife’s home, I’ll skip eating out of the pot and get out some plates.
Ouch. That one hits close to home. True, so very true. But still painful.
If it itches, I scratch it.