An atom of helium goes into a bar
The bartender says loudly, “Hey buddy, get out! We don’t serve noble gases here!”
Doesn’t react
This was scientifically identified as the world’s funniest joke.
s/rape/seduce/
First, no such thing here as too dirty (though there are some that are too offensive). Second, I found this joke in a SDMB thread from 2003 called Funniest Joke You Know.
A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says “It looks like you blew a seal.”
“No no,” the penguin replies, “it’s just ice cream.”
Did you hear about the new anti-erectile dysfunction drug, Mycoxaflopin?
(That’s my favorite joke in the category of appropriateness because the word is formed exactly like the name of a drug.)
Aw, come on. After all the mod notes and discussions about making the boards welcome to all, you thought this would get a laugh? :rolleyes:
The joke is making fun of anti-feminist jerks. Though you really have to know the teller to be able to tell if it’s that or they ARE the anti-feminist jerk.
Why can’t they be both, like the late Earl Warren?
I thought this thread was for the funniest jokes.
That’s been proven to be untrue from the very first post.
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Depending on who is telling the joke, this is either making fun of anti-feminists, or it is an attack on feminists. The latter possible interpretation makes the joke extremely inappropriate, especially given recent ATMB discussions.
This is supposed to be a fun thread. It’s not supposed to be the type of thread that generates numerous post reports. Since we apparently have too many folks here who don’t understand the point of a funny joke thread, this, unfortunately, is closed.