You know, one of those cheesy ones that always accompany the centerfolds in various magazines. It’s close enough to the weekend to have a little fun.
Name: jesuslynch
Bust: 52”
Waist: 42”
Hips: 32”
B-Day: June 19th
**Birth Place:**Podunk, Arkansas
Ambitions: To find a 97 yo Sugar Momma
Turn Ons:
Desperate, drunk women with Trust Funds
Women that fart out loud in elevators
Cultured women who know when to put their teeth in and when to take them out
Turn Offs:
Ingrown Toenails
My turn-ons are pretty flowers and “The Sound of Music.” My turn-offs are rainy days and people who frown.
Name: Spider Woman nee Spider Girl
Busted? Yes, but I hear my ship coming into the harbor.
Wasted? Days and wasted nights.
** Hip?** In my younger days.
** B-day: ** That would be telling **how much **younger.
Birthplace: Springfield, Illinois
Ambivalent: I’m not sure.
Turn-ons: Morning Glories (ours are blooming now), nature, rain on the roof.
Turn-offs: Those milk mustache commercials.
Name: Doobieous
Bust: Um, no, i dont want to bust
Waist: No, I like to save
Hip: Oh, I love being hip
Birth Date: March 13 1979
Ambitions: To spread peace and love to the world by planting flowers and singing songs to orphaned children.
Turn ons: Long walks on the beach, Candle lit dinners, raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens… Cute men who know how to show a girl a good time.
Turn offs: Meanie doodie heads! Stinky smelly animals. Blondes who are jealous. Math. and ummm…sayence, no wait…saienss, no…s c i…ence, there. Science.
Name: soulsling, aka soul, Lou Slingo, that crazy guy.
Bust: That was the old days. I’m more mature now. No more trouble with the police.
Waist: Lots of it, want some? You can clean my dishes too if you like.
Hips: Rose Hips? Great tea, thanx i will if you don’t mind
B-Day: April 14th
**Birth Place:**Coney Island, Brooklyn!!!
Ambitions: To save the world, or destroy it.
Turn Ons:
Red Heads, Brunettes, and other women that turn me on.
Turn Offs:
Jerks and blondes.
Name: struuter
Bust: Um…these? Just a little bit more than a handful. I don’t wear a bra and I can’t read those big numbers anyway.
Waist: I’m not sure. But I know if I suck my tummy in like this my jeans get looser there. Does that help?
Hips: What do you think?
B-day: I can’t remember the day…I can ask my agent? But it’s in that sexy month…in like a lion…what’s the rest?
Birthplace: I don’t remember, I was…oh…oh, okay. giggles Um…I’m a Midwest girl. Nebraska. Where N stands for nah-lej. Um…no, that’s nowledge. Yeah…
Ambitions: To be recognized as a serious actress and to get a cover on Playboy.
Turn-ons: Sunny days, kittens, rolling in a bed of rose petals, the perfect bikini.
Turn-offs: Water weight, jealous people, sleeping alone.
Name: Lorna
Bust: Bigger than my waist
Waist: Smaller than my hips
Hips: The same as my bust
B-day: April 3!
Birthplace: Our Nations Capital
Ambitions: To graduate high school
Turn-ons: Sexy guy’s arms…mmmm
Turn-offs: skinny arms and legs