I just thought I’d give the ladies a shot at this.
Are you in me yet?
Did you know you brother, uncle and father are bigger than you?
Is that it?
You cold?
Would you put this on?
Put your feet in the stirrups, and bear down.
Did you come?
What was your name again?
That’s so CUTE! How long have you been growing it?
What is that, an acorn sitting on top of a beanbag?
My breasts are smaller than yours!
Why… it’s … it’s a baby penis!
I don’t care if being “smooth” is all the rage! I’ve not shaving you down!
Where’s the beef?
I’m looking for a man. Have you seen one?
Why don’t you take that sweater off? That’s not a sweater? It’s …body hair?
I had to click them! :smack: I just had to click them! :smack: :smack:
Who are you, and why are you in my shower?
Enjoy your swim?
Is that real?
an elephant would say, “It sure is cute, but can you breathe through it?”
Evening, miss.
Well, it may not be very big around, but at least it’s short.
Squee!
Time for a brief NSFW men’s pride musical interlude: A Heap of Trouble by Steve Sullivan.