Ten things not to ask a naked man.

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Time for a brief NSFW men’s pride musical interlude: A Heap of Trouble by Steve Sullivan.
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What a charming video. I liked it. Sent it to a friend whose soul is being crushed as we speak.

Man, British dudes really like to be naked, don’t they?

(We’ll err on the side of caution and call all those links NSFW)

I could be wrong, but don’t you think it would be safer to fix that vacuum cleaner with pants on?

You Doper women can be cruel. :stuck_out_tongue:

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You Doper women can be cruel. :stuck_out_tongue:
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Plenty of guys posting in this thread, too.

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I don’t care if being “smooth” is all the rage! I’ve not shaving you down!

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Sasquatch!

[QUOTE=Telperien]
I could be wrong, but don’t you think it would be safer to fix that vacuum cleaner with pants on?
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You’re not wrong :eek:

So, uh, you’re a grower, right?

Would you like literature on the Swedish Penis Enlarger my company is selling?

Ooohhh, cute! Your fur coat has a button!!!

Have you tried Miracle Grow?

It worked on my carrots

Is it suppose to look like that?

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You’re not wrong :eek:
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Henry! He’s my oldest appliance (a couple of decades and still sucking strong)!

Our relationship, however, is purely platonic.

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That’s so CUTE! How long have you been growing it?
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Well, I was trying to think of something funny, but really, how can I top this? modest applause

Are you wearing mohair pajamas?

Are you kidding me?

Damn! Are you sure you’re not the guy Qadgop the Mercotan was talking about?

You know I like girls better, right?

[QUOTE=Muffin]
Time for a brief NSFW men’s pride musical interlude: A Heap of Trouble by Steve Sullivan.
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That is seriously twisted. I loved it. :smiley:

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Damn! Are you sure you’re not the guy Qadgop the Mercotan was talking about?
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If QtM wants to post some pictures anonymously somewhere, I’m sick enough to look at one, at least. That’s pretty deranged. :eek: