Ten things not to ask a naked man.

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You know I like girls better, right?
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Interesting username-line combo there, Matt :smiley:

So, uhm, is there any reason you got your first piercing there? What do you mean, that’s not a piercing?

Wow thats just like a penis only smaller!

Who do you think you are going to please with that?

You certainly got a monster cock there !
All green and scaley.