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[Tess_Trueheart]

@Least Original User Name Ever

Oh, you’ll be fine, darlin’.

So long as you use that cute southern accent you have in my mind…

I’m told I have less of a southern accent than most, which I think is a compliment(?), but sometimes a “y’all” or “hon” slips out. :o

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@Tess Trueheart

I’m told I have less of a southern accent than most, which I think is a compliment(?), but sometimes a “y’all” or “hon” slips out. :o

(rowr!)

[Sunspace]

Welcome, Tess Trueheart! Miloj bonvenoj! We have a welcoming banquet laid on in Room Five. If you hurry, you may catch some poetry*. Please ignore the strange sounds from Rooms Three and Four; it’s a little busy here tonight.

[sub]*Or it may catch you. Some of our poetry is very, um, robust.[/sub]

[Tess_Trueheart]

@enigm4tic

If ya need more colleges to apply to the University of Florida needs no introduction, but does need more intelligent females
AND we have a great journalism school…
and me!

Mmm, Florida. Now, how to explain to the parents that it’s NOT just because I want sand and sun and parties instead of… wait, that’s here too.

I missed a lot by being a good kid didn’t I?

[Tess_Trueheart]

@Sunspace

Welcome, Tess Trueheart! Miloj bonvenoj! We have a welcoming banquet laid on in Room Five. If you hurry, you may catch some poetry*. Please ignore the strange sounds from Rooms Three and Four; it’s a little busy here tonight.

[sub]*Or it may catch you. Some of our poetry is very, um, robust.[/sub]

I was just in a mock-umentary yesterday (wrote it with my film class and we were short an actress) where I had to play an emo chick. She claimed to miss her anaconda, Fifi, on a road trip because it was the only one who “listened to and understood her poetry.”

[shows geek cred]Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me [/geek cred]

[Tess_Trueheart]

@Least Original User Name Ever

(rowr!)

After watching the barely-legal new girls get hit on by you it’s finally my turn.
…yay?

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

Of COURSE yay!

What else could it be?
Would you rather I hit on the illegal gals?

[Sunspace]

@Tess Trueheart

I was just in a mock-umentary yesterday (wrote it with my film class and we were short an actress) where I had to play an emo chick. She claimed to miss her anaconda, Fifi, on a road trip because it was the only one who “listened to and understood her poetry.”

[shows geek cred]Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me [/geek cred]

:: hopeless Doper crush ::

Ah, if I were only …um, 23 years younger…

[Kythereia]

@Tess Trueheart

[shows geek cred]Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me [/geek cred]

gasp!

swoons at your feet, hopefully rather fetchingly

[enigm4tic]

@Tess Trueheart

Mmm, Florida. Now, how to explain to the parents that it’s NOT just because I want sand and sun and parties instead of… wait, that’s here too.

sand? I see no sand here. Just sun, and parties, and numerous national championships.

[Blazing Saddles]we don’t need no steenkin sand![/BS] (hell, we’re as far away from sand as you can get in FL… like a whole 45 minutes or something)

I missed a lot by being a good kid didn’t I?

Good kid? We also have a top notch school for curing that

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@enigm4tic

sand? I see no sand here. Just sun, and parties, and numerous national championships.

[Blazing Saddles]we don’t need no steenkin sand![/BS] (hell, we’re as far away from sand as you can get in FL… like a whole 45 minutes or something)

**
Good kid? We also have a top notch school for curing that **

Bolding mine.

Yeah, Florida State.

[Tess_Trueheart]

It’s so nice to be somewhere that posting Vogon poetry gets good attention.

[Mbossa]

@Least Original User Name Ever

Would you rather I hit on the illegal gals?

Best leave that to the experts.

[Tess_Trueheart]

I remember seeing that thread! No, I think going after the 18 year old’s better than the 13 year old.

[Rysto]

@Mbossa

Best leave that to the experts.

Hey, give poor Giraffe a break, she’s almost legal by now.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Tess Trueheart

I do have pets… 2 cute dogs!

Kirby is an American Eskimo. He is smart and does a ton of tricks, but no one will believe us as he’s also protective when anyone comes in our house- or even walks on the opposite side of the street outside our house. Once he recognizes you by sight, you can pet him and he’ll be calm, but if you look him in the eye he goes nuts. We tell people, “Here comes the white dog! Don’t look at him!”

The first time I’ve heard of another American Eskimo owner in ten years! Mine’s a miniature, though- didn’t think the standard ones were even still around.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@Tess Trueheart

I remember seeing that thread! No, I think going after the 18 year old’s better than the 13 year old.

Ha! So take your flirting and LOVE it!

[enigm4tic]

@Least Original User Name Ever

Yeah, Florida State.

Florida’s Suckiest University?
I’d rather drink Gatorade than Seminole Fluid.

I guess, based on the 2006 party school rankings, you might be able to cure the ills of being an innocent faster than us, but WE’VE got celebrating National Titles down to a science. Practice makes Perfect.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@enigm4tic

Florida’s Suckiest University?
I’d rather drink Gatorade than Seminole Fluid.

I guess, based on the 2006 party school rankings, you might be able to cure the ills of being an innocent faster than us, but WE’VE got celebrating National Titles down to a science. Practice makes Perfect.

I dunno, I don’t have a dog in that fight. I didn’t go to either institution, I just like making a shitstorm.

[Tess_Trueheart]

@Really Not All That Bright

The first time I’ve heard of another American Eskimo owner in ten years! Mine’s a miniature, though- didn’t think the standard ones were even still around.

This site : American Eskimo Dog Dog Breed Information seems to think they are. I don’t see them very often, though- probably because it’s Texas- and they aren’t normally with full gigantic coats like that, also because it’s Texas.