I’m a longtime lurker and finally decided to register (which went surprisingly quickly). So, hi and hope to see you on the boards! Now, let’s see if this works…
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What are your views on the rights of penguins?
Welcome! I was a long time lurker before I joined too - it’s an awful friendly place here 
What brings you to the Dope?
Welcome! How do you feel about the sea ice situation?
Ok, I will. Thanks for the heads up.
Have never met one, but I’m all for free range food. That’s how I like my seals as well:)
ETA Look at that! Me multiquoting and everything!
This one looks like a keeper.
We’ll need the robot squid. The one with the implants.
Took me about 4 years to figure out how to do that. I’m jealous.
Nah, I think for this new poster we’ll use a fresh squid.
Hi and welcome to the Dope, polar bear!
Hello polar bear. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.
Thanks for the welcome.
Took me a few tries, I must admit. But it’s pretty obvious onece you figure it out:)
Showoff.
(Glad you finally signed up!)
Hi, big white fuzzy guy!
Welcome to the Dope, polar bear.
When come back, please bring Coca-Cola.
I thought you were supposed to join by inarticulately posting to a 10-year-old zombie thread in all caps.
You don’t need Hi-test. Regular gasoline works fine.
Thank God your here! We’re almost out of Greek Yogurt.
I’d like strawberry banana. Mostly because it doesn’t have any 'o’s in it…my ‘o’ key is flaky right now, and it’s *really *pissing me off.
-D/a
Where do you stand on the airplane/treadmill situation?
If the treadmill is moving, s/he probably is jogging, not standing.
Welcome to the SDMB, polar bear. Let’s hope all our future interactions are as pleasant as this one. 
Airplanes of just about any size would tend to flatten a treadmill, so it’s academic.