I see that I was awarded a “badge.” It’s about time my superior posting oeuvre has earned the recognition it so richly deserves—a badge of honor!
I will, of course, remain humble in regard this great honor bestowed upon me. Sure, I may forever onward look down upon all of you non-badge earners, but, I’ll try not to make it obvious.
So, as soon as I logged in I immediately navigated to the most important new thread on these boards, the one where you post in-line pictures of your cats. Imagine my horror when I found that I could not see the pics other people posted of their cats. Using my superior cognitive skills in deductive reasoning, I quickly realized the problem: your cats are the size of sub-atomic particles, too small to actually see with the naked eye.
And, this is fine. I don’t really want to see pictures of your cats. Face facts, most of your cats look like they got hit with an ugly stick. Then I realized in-line photo posting has been turned off. This, indeed, is a problem. It’s a problem because it deprives you (mainly you riff raff non-badge earners) the sheer delight of seeing my cats. No doubt the highlight of your existence.
Like me, my cats are cute and adorable. They are the Brad Pitts of the cat world. The best I can do is post these small photos of my two cats. Here they are: