Texas Dopers: 12/18 conclave in Dallas!!!

Uh, Chef, Ayesha doesn’t drive ! I have never had a drivers license in my life. BTW check your email ! Driving scares me, the thought of me driving should scare anyone.


Ayesha - Lioness


There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)

The Lioness is driving!! I’m shaking in my boots and I’m 150 miles off the coast of North Carolina!!

Hey, Ayesha, after I say Ray Charles driving a bus in that Naked Gun movie I figured anything was possible.

No, seriously, I just wasn’t aware of that. Now that I am, I won’t suggest that you drive.

I’ll check my email as soon as I get home. Or you can send the message to tcreole@hotmail.com so I can read it now. Whatever.


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Da Chef

that should read:

Damn. Ruined my no-typo record.


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Da Chef

Just in case someone missed it…

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Da Chef

AW! Chief put me in possibles. I got a prior family commitment, if it was my family I could make it,but it is my inlaws and after 28 years they are not all that accepting of me. Besides are you sure this meeting in person is such a good idea? I mean without the personality chip in my computer I tend to come across as a thread hopping, flippant, facetious,wiseass with a tendancy towards pedantic site citing. I try to be there if the Mighty Trinity don’t ooze over the levee,though.


“Pardon me while I have a strange interlude.”-Marx

That’s Chef, not chief, son…

And Soul Tsunami will be representin’ tha funk all night long, so stuff the out-laws with lots of turkey, wait for the tryptophan to do its soporific work, and sneak out. Email me for details – we want you there, the more the merrier.

Don’t worry about personality deficiencies, real or imagined. All you have to do to fit in is drink lots of beer and scream between songs. grin


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Da Chef

Houstonians…

First, please forgive my slight hijacking. But this fits in with “Texas Dopers”, but doesn’t merit its own thread…

If you can scrounge up an 11/28 (Sunday) issue of the Chronicle, check out the main story in the Lifestyle section (F). Although the bastard Marty neglected to mention me by name (after he drank no fewer than two of my precious beers), I am the geologist mentioned in the article. Also, on the picture on page F1, I am the fourth shadow from the right–despite the caption, I am not a student from Galena Park.

Again, I apologize for this self-aggrandizing post.

Yes, it takes more than 2 hrs from Houston to Dallas. It takes about 4.5 to 5, depending on where in H to where in D, traffic congestion (like I-45 between downtown and Conroe), and getting pulled over.

A buddy of mine did downtown Houston to downtown Dallas in two and a half hrs (I’m going blank on the numbers he gave me), but that was in a Fiero with the pedal floored. If you blinked, you’d miss seeing the car you just passed.

For those who do better with distances, it’s about 250 mi, again depending the exact coordinates of departure and arrival.

See? what did I tell you, I’ve typed your name enough times. that I was just my ego creeping in again. Like I said I WILL try.


“Pardon me while I have a strange interlude.”-Marx

I would love to be there, but no, I’ll be living it up in Utah… have a good time!


Best!
Byz

Ill be driving to Ft Worth on the 17th if I can talk the wife into going im there. It’s been about ten years since I’ve been to Dallas so ill defiantly need directions.


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