Ok, I assume most of y’all know that Dean Martin classic That’s Amore. There was this thread at Skip’s Magic Board that got outta hand like pretty much every thread does over there and went from gluin’ stuff to various parts of gt’s body (if you want to know what, you gotta go over there, register yourself and see, so go google Skip’s place) to That’s Amore puns. So, of course, I hadda get in on all the puns, thus here are my contributions. Feel free to add your own.
When our habits are strange
and our customs deranged
that’s our mores
When a sand-coated board
buffs your nails, yes milord
that’s emory.
If a glacier’s retreat
piles up stones at its feet
that’s a moraine.
What the palest young man
needs to get a good tan,
that’s some more rays.
When Othello’s poor wife,
she gets stabbed with a knife
that’s a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight
used a sword in a fight
that’s Samurai.
When you toast marshmallows,
Place on grahams, add chocos
That’s a 'smore
Runs on gas, Goes putt-putt
And your grass, it can cut
That’s a mower eh?
Milwauk’ goil, newsroom toil
Mister Grant is her foil
That’s a Mary
When you ace your last tests
Like you did all the rest
That’s some more "A"s!
When your horse chews dried grass,
And then begs for more, alas,
That’s some more hay.
When you go to a dance,
Wearin’ your fancy pants,
That’s a soiree!
Do feel free to add your own or carry on about whatever like usual, I’m good either way.
HAPPY MONDAY EVERYBODY!
I love hearing singing with just piano or guitar.