I’m shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you. I just learned something new. Apparently, gay men never have to ask for blow jobs. Really! See this [url=http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=118541]thread[/rul] if you don’t believe me. That’s not fair! I want blow jobs all the time too. Why I ask, must we straight guys hint around and beg for blow jobs. I demand equal rights. :mad: A 50% increase in blow jobs or I’m switching teams.
Note to self: Make sure wife doesn’t see this thread 
Aw c’mon, stay with our team. We’re thinking of having a pot-luck next week I can’t guarantee any blow jobs, but there’s sure to be tuna casserole.
Heheheh… sorry.
Taken out of the context I assume it was meant in, that was hilarious.
Hmm…tuna casserole or blow jobs…tuna casserole or blow jobs…
Aw, dammit! I just like the wimmins too much. Does the casserole have crumbled potato chips on top?
Crumbled chips? Sure. Anything to help the team out.
And the tuna casserole double entendre was half intentional. 
Grrr!!! Corrected link
50% increase? What, you want three BJ’s a year?
[sub]I’m figgering your birthday and Fathers day[/sub]
Stuffy:
You’re in Oakland; I’m nearby. Let’s give it a try. We’ll go to SFO and hawk our wares. Maybe we can even make some money. Mmm, I can almost feel those practiced lips on my eager woopsiedoodle. If we don’t like it we can always go home, if hordes of ravenous gays don’t tie us up and keep us there while giving us BJ after BJ.
You’re on your own with your wife.
OK Stuffy, here’s the offer. Stay with us and you’ll get:
- A health plan with a resonable co-pay.
- 10 holidays a year.
- 2 weeks vacation.
- possible stock options.
If you accept, then I figure on Thursday:
8:00 AM - we meet for breakfast.
9:00 AM - start the paperwork.
10:30 AM - final signatures.
OH MY GOD!
The heterosexuals are recruiting, AND they have an agenda.
ageless has a whoopsiedoodle! I always wanted one, but a la carte.
Stuffy have you tried straight up trades? You know, you eat the tuna casserole (and don’t complain about how long it takes to eat, or how it’s you least favorite dish) and then after dinner---- desert!
P.S. I’m tellin’ Mrs. Stuffin.
Superbee Wait let me do the math. Hmm…carry the two…yep. Oy that’s be two Maybe I shoulda said 500% increase, but then I’d never leave the house.
Geez, folks just how much tuna casserole must I eat?
**Stuffy, Stuffy, Stuffy… ** You must eat tuna casserole until she says (or otherwise indicates) you’ve eaten enough tuna casserole. Didn’t you ever read the guidelines?
And from now on, I’m calling Mr. Katt’s his whoopsiedoodle. That’s even better than hoo-hah.
untill you choke on it…thats what you guys tell us so…tit or tat
Biggirl:
A la carte? Do you mean you want it…detached? Just a second, I need to…
::runs away, looking repeatedly over his shoulder, while shouting “dial 911, dial 911”!::
Yes ageless. I want to have one handy. Whenever I need my doodle whoopsied --well, look! There one is.
Wow. Who else knew that Tuna Helper required batteries?
Biggirl:
Well, okay, you can have it, but could I get a blowsiejobber before you chop it? (With a really, really sharp knife, please).
Hey, you’re not going to just toss it into a field like that Lorena chick did, are you? Everybody warns me about letting people I’ve met on-line cut off my penis. My SO is completely adamant about this and says she should be the first, since I can trust her to really enjoy it.
Hey! Come join the party!
I never have a problem getting head… 
It’s pretty much par for the course when two guys go at it.
- s.e.
Anybody else picturing Biggirl walking up to people saying "Guess what I’ve got in my purse?
ageless6 I totally missed you response earlier. Not a bad plan, but we must come up with some escape plan in the event of being tied up, I know you create a diversion…
Stuffy:
I don’t create diversions; only perversions.
Who’s that looking over your shoulder? Is that your WIFE? Looks like I’ll have to try this alone…
scotty:
Let me know when you’re going to be in the SFO area. I might be amenable to recruitment.