**You think you’re a slob?
Ask the Adult Child of a Hoarder/Clutterer **
** Happy New Year!
Describe it in three words
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Girl on a Plane (long, awesome)
Can I see your balls daddy?
**I call a gathering of the Anti New Years
Happy New Year! **
**Toilet seat down!!
Why bother at all? **
Yeah, someone will just put it back up again.
Hooray! At last we’ve had a “wet” year.
I miss alcohol.
Belly-rubbing Mexicans
Even today, we can’t duplicate their techniques
Ask the girl who’s read…
The 12 Days of Sequential Threads
**Do you correct people’s misteaks for there benefit or your’s?
Reasons for editing posts? **
**Can you top RickJay’s Chuck Norris joke?
Escaped Tiger in San Francisco **
“Not any more. Chuck gave it a reproachful look, and it slunk back into its cage”
**Can I see your balls daddy?
Ask the Pakistani Guy… **
Ok, hey Pakistaini Guy, can I see your balls?
Now even better:
**Incredibly Stupid Things You’ve Heard Others Say, part 181672561
Can I see your balls daddy?
Ask the Pakistani Guy…
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Beat me to it by seconds…
But I got this:
**The Google ads think I’m a crazy drunken gambling queer
I miss alcohol. **
**The Google ads think I’m a crazy drunken gambling queer
Hillary’s buying me dinner Thursday night **
**Tell me your personal stories of unexplained, ghosty things.
“I’m my own great-great-great-great-great-grandma!”
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**Incredibly Stupid Things You’ve Heard Others Say, part 181672561
“I’m my own great-great-great-great-great-grandma!”
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**Reasons for editing posts?
Do you correct people’s misteaks for there benefit or your’s?
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**If soccer is so popular, where are all the soccer fans?
Maryland ? **
Actually an accurate answer. Also, an awesomely alliterate annotation.
**Come out of the closet: What SDMB rules of a"cool" do you break?
“I’m my own great-great-great-great-great-grandma!”
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**Any Dopers fans of the Fountain Pen?
I apologize for all the pens I have stolen
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** “I’m my own great-great-great-great-great-grandma!”
The guess the Doper’s age thread
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Not as easy as it looks, is it?