The 12 Days of Sequential Threads

**You think you’re a slob?
Ask the Adult Child of a Hoarder/Clutterer **

** Happy New Year!

Describe it in three words
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Girl on a Plane (long, awesome)
Can I see your balls daddy?

**I call a gathering of the Anti New Years
Happy New Year! **

**Toilet seat down!!
Why bother at all? **

Yeah, someone will just put it back up again.

Hooray! At last we’ve had a “wet” year.
I miss alcohol.

Belly-rubbing Mexicans
Even today, we can’t duplicate their techniques

Ask the girl who’s read…
The 12 Days of Sequential Threads

**Do you correct people’s misteaks for there benefit or your’s?
Reasons for editing posts? **

**Can you top RickJay’s Chuck Norris joke?
Escaped Tiger in San Francisco **

“Not any more. Chuck gave it a reproachful look, and it slunk back into its cage”

**Can I see your balls daddy?

Ask the Pakistani Guy… **

Ok, hey Pakistaini Guy, can I see your balls?

Now even better:
**Incredibly Stupid Things You’ve Heard Others Say, part 181672561

Can I see your balls daddy?

Ask the Pakistani Guy…

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Beat me to it by seconds…

But I got this:

**The Google ads think I’m a crazy drunken gambling queer
I miss alcohol. **

**The Google ads think I’m a crazy drunken gambling queer
Hillary’s buying me dinner Thursday night **

**Tell me your personal stories of unexplained, ghosty things.
“I’m my own great-great-great-great-great-grandma!”
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**Incredibly Stupid Things You’ve Heard Others Say, part 181672561

“I’m my own great-great-great-great-great-grandma!”

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**Reasons for editing posts?
Do you correct people’s misteaks for there benefit or your’s?
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**If soccer is so popular, where are all the soccer fans?
Maryland ? **

Actually an accurate answer. Also, an awesomely alliterate annotation.

**Come out of the closet: What SDMB rules of a"cool" do you break?
“I’m my own great-great-great-great-great-grandma!”
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**Any Dopers fans of the Fountain Pen?
I apologize for all the pens I have stolen
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** “I’m my own great-great-great-great-great-grandma!”

The guess the Doper’s age thread
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Not as easy as it looks, is it?