The 19th SDMB Corps is here!! Join NOW!!

I cant even tell who’s who anymore. I think the music has infected my mind. Im outa here.

:::hands Philbuck Missle Guidance Systems 2.0 For Dummies

It’s a great read Philbuck. You have to get back on that horse and make us some more missles. Where would Mr. Heinz be if he had given up after only 56 tries at making ketchup? We need ya pal! Do not give up!!! You can do it!!!

dpr, Sir, the X-99 is fully armes and fully fueled, Sir. All 19th decals along with all seven homing devices and 18 self-destruct/remote detonate devices have been removed. (that Balance is a tricky one)

Also, standing by are 24 Balloon Assault Vehicles vX-43.51 (Beta).

Now, I cannot tell who is with us or not. Maybe we need a roster thingy like the 19th has. I cannot just let every naked person into the secret island. We need ID cards or something.

BTW, bring me some damn prisoners to torture. The giant insects can’t live off beer and nachos forever.

Oh yeah, and to whomever asked: The 19th gets to emulate Japan! Think of us rebels as either a Nuclear Bomb, or a really huge tsunami !!

[Viva la Resistance!**

<Oh, good. He didn’t find them all. I wonder if they know I’ve replaced their balloon helium with hydrogen? Loads incendiary darts, preparing to find out.>

TROOOOPS!

TEN-HUT!
As your Theatre Commander, I must warn you that we shall face many hardships in this campaign. Sticky Ju-Ju-Bees on the floor. Soda cups slopped on the seats. Crying babies to the rear of us; ladies wearing big , ugly hats that block our view of the movie screen to the front of us.

But we shall prevail!!!

Remember the glorious victories that our forefathers won over Tiny Tim; over Sam The Sham and his Pharoahs; over the foul & vile Milli Vanilli; over even the indescribable Vanilla Ice.
I have benn studying the movies of that great military mind,
Ronald Reagan; and I have formulated a battle strategy that cannot fail.

Here it is:** shoot the enemy many times, with very big guns, until he dies.**

Military insights of this kind are not granted to just everybody.

But we still need 3 officers: one Captain to command our elite Rollerblade Breakdance Commandoes; and 2 shapey female officers to be my own personal “usherettes”.

To paraphrase Granpa Simpson: General George Patton was a little bit crazy, and he was a genius. General Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor is completely out of his mind. We can’t lose!!!

OK, we need organization. Here is what I have so far

Bluepony: Supreme Agitator. Defender of the Tasteless and Irritating. Sole Protector of Teenage Bimbo Singers From Tyrannical Persecution. Overall, Really Nice Guy.

SuaSponte: Legal Eagle and home front operations specialist.

jjjfishe: Chief Recruitment Officer and model/actress for advertisements, stealth operations agent.

dpr: Primary Propagandist and Chairman of Beach Cookouts and Nude Volleyball. Uniform consultant.

Philbuck: Tactical devices design and development, Official Alcoholic Beverages taster and sommelier.

BearNenno: Tactical operations coordinator and instigator. Warden of “Guest” Camp.

JBurton99: Chief of air operations, and Musical Consultant for Beach Cookouts.

VaHermit: Public relations officer and historian.

TopazAntares: Air Matierial Procurement and targeted victim relations.

Welfy: Current chief subject of recruitment operations – Choose your title, we’d love to have you.

and

Dorkbro: 10th banana, and decoy to draw Balance’s attentions. Ear plug procurement (easily, the most critical job on the team).

OK, folks. Lets get out there and do some serious rabble rousing.

Roster, version 1.1

Bluepony: Supreme Agitator. Defender of the Tasteless and Irritating. Sole Protector of Teenage Bimbo Singers From Tyrannical Persecution. Overall, Really Nice Guy.

SuaSponte: Legal Eagle and home front operations specialist.

jjjfishe: Chief Recruitment Officer and model/actress for advertisements, stealth operations agent.

dpr: Primary Propagandist and Chairman of Beach Cookouts and Nude Volleyball. Uniform consultant.

Philbuck: Tactical devices design and development, Official Alcoholic Beverages taster and sommelier.

BearNenno: Tactical operations coordinator and instigator. Warden of “Guest” Camp.

JBurton99: Chief of air operations, and Musical Consultant for Beach Cookouts.

VaHermit: Public relations officer and historian.

TopazAntares: Air Matierial Procurement and targeted victim relations. Currently on extended furlough.

lolagranola: Canadian relations, and headware consultant.

Welfy: Current chief subject of recruitment operations – Choose your title, we’d love to have you.

and

Dorkbro: 10th banana, and decoy to draw Balance’s attentions. Ear plug procurement (easily, the most critical job on the team).

OK, folks. Lets get out there and do some serious rabble rousing.

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:: Strolls over to the new CUPR X-99 jet ::

Nice work Bear. Looks great with the tie-dye paint scheme. Hmm, i think ya mighta used a little too much pink though.

:: climbs into the pilots seat, thinking this might be a REAL bad idea with Balance still in the game. fires up the engines and takes off ::

Hey Balance, here’s a little present fer ya.

:: presses switch and releases the dreaded rotten tomato bomb ::

Incoming Balance. <chuckle>

:: presses second switch, which starts playing Brittany and Metallica at the same time over the newly installed mega-speakers ::

How’s that feel Balance? Brain hurt yet? :smiley:

:: checks time. geez, i’m gonna be late for the next round of naked volleyball games. ::

Having failed to reach terms with the 19th SDMB corps, my unit are no wat the disposal of la resistance.

OK. I tried to reason with you. I tried to show your the flaw in your ideology. I tried to demonstrate your actions go against the very essence of freedom.

But you didn’t listen.
So it is with heavy heart I do this.

unveils trebuchets which fire red cordial onto the SD 19th
while they’re distracted - either going hyper, looking at their clothes or wondering what the hell I was thinking - I push a button on a remote control and an EMP takes out all electronics for a six mile radius


Still trying to solve this without bloodshed

** Viva le Resistance **

Welcome aboard pLt and co. Your group of mercenaries will be most welcome. I thought a dark grey for your crack group hands out uniforms What - you wanted yellow spandex?

I’ve also taken the liberty of drawing up a roster so half your team is in the field and the other half are on the naked volleyball court.

“What should I do, what should I do, huh?”

Bluepony sits and ponders to himself - “well, if we just get him out of the way, he’ll be ever so much less obnoxious”

“OK dorkbro, take one of the X-43.51(beta) units up, and do some aerial reconnasaince of the 19th. We need to know what’s going on. Here - take these binoculars - we need to know where that BosaDi’Chi character is at. But first, you still have to get that replacement cooler.”

“OK, BP, I’m on it.”

One trip to K-mart for a cooler later

The X-43.51(beta) rises silently through the late afternoon sky, drawing ever closer to Balance’s position.

Welcome aboard pLt. Remember, it’s fun to destroy but it is even better to torture. Bring me as many prisoners as possible!! What entertainment their screams will bring us after the all night keg-a-thon!!

BTW, whoever is getting the the cooler bring back some Nachos too.
Viva la Resistance