This is a protest thread.
People are upset about twix, and by extension the others mods and by extension the SDMB - so now we are occupying the SDMB!
We are going to keep this thread going until our demands are met!
note: our demands still being formulated
Anyone have any ideas for our One Demand?
No, but I’ll help fill up the thread.
We, the 99%, are protesting your ridiculous thread. We will Occupy it until you give up this unjust and unilateral occupation.
Occupy the Occupy SDMB thread! We will not surrender no matter what (unless someone sprays pepper spray directly in our faces)!
Time for Ed Zotti to step in.
I guess that’s better than the One Demand being to close this thread 
Hey! We were here first! You stole all the good post numbers!
Once you come up with your One Demand, we, the 99%, will state our One Counter-Demand and fight for it tirelessly until victory or death (or we get bored and move onto something else).
I swear to occupy this thread until everyone’s panties are unbunched and their knickers are untwisted.
There was a time when I found the SDMB online and thought “Holy shit this is cool”. Now I wish that this black hole of mental masterbation was nothing more than a bad dream and that I had to go to my local book store to get the latest in the series of “The straight dope” paperback books. It used to be simple and, Cecil was the man.
I hope you packed a lunch.
I’m just watching to see how the pepper spray will be distributed through the Internet.
I’m here for the free lunch.
I’ll occupy if someone brings brownies and hot chocolate.
Also I don’t want to sleep in a tent, it’s too cold here. I’m going home every night.
Why is anyone upset with Twix? It’s cookie, caramel, and chocolate - can’t beat that!
My demand is for more demands.
We are the 99ers?
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty.
It’ll be in the form of links to goatse and tubgirl, guaranteed to make anyone’s eyes burn in agony.
We DEMAND! that we may (or may not) be philosophers.