The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army

[The_world_s_most_deadliest]

39. Not allowed to ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis that the world is going to end, more than once.

So only once is allowed?

79. I am neither the king nor queen of cheese.

89. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

I’ve always found this saying to be a pretty reliable barometer for my civilian life, as well.

136. Shouting ‘Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole fucking village!’ while out on a mission is bad.

Next time I get piss drunk, whenever that might be, I’m yelling that at the top of my lungs as I leave the pub.

[Kamino_Neko]

The chicken and rice MRE one is my absolute favourite. Just trying to figure out how the hell it came about is keeping me entertained.

[Guinastasia]

@elfkin477

About the were-virgin. Were as in past tense or were as in werewolf? If it’s the latter it’s funnier, but the “-” out to be ditched.

I believe it’s werevirgin as in werewolf.
#203-damn, that would be cool.
What is the meaning of #143?

[harmless]

@Guinastasia

I believe it’s werevirgin as in werewolf.
#203-damn, that would be cool.
What is the meaning of #143?

I’m guessing to scare passerbys?

A range card (DA Form 5517-R) (Figure B-1) is a record of the firing data for a weapon system on a given sector of fire. This record facilitates target engagement during good or limited visibility conditions. It is divided into three sections: marginal information, sector sketch section, and data section.

From here, which also pictures a standard range card.