The Accidental Thread.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This is here because I accidentally clicked “New Thread” instead of “Search.”

Initially, I was tempted to click the back button and act as if nothing had happened. No one but me would ever know that my mouse aim was off and I wasn’t paying attention. Better that than allowing the whole world to see my obvious problem. I checked over my shoulders to make sure no one was watching, and slid my cursor up to the back button, and something stopped me.

I thought of the causes. Perhaps I clicked “New Thread” because somewhere in the back of my mind I had some sort of deep wisdom to share. Not everyday, run of the mill widom. I’m talking life changing wisdom. The kind of thing that is so big you can’t get your head around it all at once. Confucious didn’t have crap on this wisdom.

Or maybe I was prepared to write an essay that would be lauded by all who read it and stored in the annals of time with all of the other great literary heroes. Shakespeare? Drivel. The works of welby far outmatch that tripe!

But no, after racking my brain, I have no wisdom to give, nothing to say. No great story leaps to mind and flies from my fingertips. Then some part of my mind, the deep dirty part where spiders and goblins dwell gave me an idea: Blame it on someone else!

This is all your fault, Dopers. I started this accidental thread because I am seeking some great amount of wisdom, something that will change my life forever.

Cough it up!

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A duck!

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So…this isn’t an Anne Tyler thread, then?

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“… and that, my leige, is how we know the world to be banana-shaped”

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Sometimes, even if you do pick at it, it’ll heal.

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Unte af phen neige pheings atoot Prexs eis phat eit sakem eit vory gast te Plok peish ba useing phen roxas. Eslo idaffacgad gef trenz beynocguon quiel ba trenz Spraadshaag ent trenz dreek wirc procassidt program. Cak pwico vux bolug incluros all uf cak sirucor hawrgasi itoms alung gith cakiw nog pwicos. Plloaso mako nuto uf cakso dodtos anr koop a cupy uf cak vux noaw yerw phuno. Whag schengos, uf efed, quiel ba mada su otrenzr swipontgwook proudgs hus yag su ba dagarmidad. Plasa maku noga wipont trenzsa schengos ent kaap zux copy wipont trenz kipg naar mixent phona. Cak pwico siructiun ruos nust apoply tyu cak UCU sisulutiun munityuw uw cak UCU-TGU jot scannow.

Trens roxas eis ti Plokeing quert loppe eis yop prexs. Piy opher hawers, eit yaggles orn ti sumbloat alohe plok. Su havo loasor cakso tgu pwuructs tyu InfuBwain, ghu gill nug bo suloly sispunsiblo fuw cakiw salo anr ristwibutiun. Hei muk neme eis loppe. Treas em wankeing ont sime ploked peish rof phen sumbloat syug si phat phey gavet peish ta paat ein pheeir sumbloats.

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:smiley:

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<rimshot>

“Thank you folks, I’ll be here all week…”

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What Sunspace said.

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The chalice from the palace has the potion that is poison…

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…the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!

(I love that movie!)

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You don’t know everything and believe it or not, that’s a good thing because once a day – at least – you will learn something new. Sometimes it will be mundane and pointless like the fact that welby can’t click his mouse correctly; sometimes it will be something astonishingly interesting like the fact that I’m about to hit 2000 posts.

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interesting

What exactly is this saying? Sounds like latin.

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Ahem…

AAAAhhhhheeerrrrmmmm…

Hhhhhrrrrrccccchhuuuuuucccccckkkkkk!
PTTOOOOIIEEEE

That’s all I could cough up. And it sure don’t look like wisdom.

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It’s okay if you masturbate. We’re not going to laugh.

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Lipsum

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Take notes, yes. Laugh, never.

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My cat’s breath smells like cat food

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Oh i lost my tractor
:slight_smile:

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Promise?