…hijacking the news camera so he could emphatically shout “Damn the man! Save the Empire!” because he…
…he knew he had been poisoned, and had just 12 hours to…
…have sex with…
…Charles Foster Kane. Not until later do we learn that, when he whispers “Rosebud,” he is referring to that symbol of his lost youth, his precious…
statue of a bird - a falcon - from Malta - that is coveted by Sam Spade, Bridget O’Shaughnessy, Kaspar Gutman, Joel Cairo, and…
Dorothy Gale who must visit the Emerald City so that she can get back to…
…her doctor. He presents her with the startling diagnosis that her clitoris is actually in…
the North Pole, being worked on by Santa’s Elves. But the Martians had other plans…
…and were searching the sewers of Vienna for Harry Lime…
…and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, in mortal combat with…
Holly Golightly, who was walking out of Tiffany’s on her way to lunch with…
…King Arthur, on his way to appease the Knights of Ni with a…
… a group of surfing bank robbers, who were disguised as…
…Abbot and Costello, who were trying to avoid running into…
HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. But Andrew was not going to stand for being fired. He decided to…
track down the one-armed man himself because…
… it was the only way to avoid the CARE BEAR STARE administered by …
Michael Corleone was on the lam in Sicily. He couldn’t get help fom Luca, because he sleeps with…
…Ginger the chicken, who is trying to engineer a breakout from Tweedy’s Farm with the help of…
…The Poet. But a long MindWalk on the beach with The Senator and The Physicist brings them all to the realization that we are all…