The all-movie character thread

…In a Galaxy far, far away.

Thankfully, R2D2 and C3PO were there to…

…convince Shakes the Clown that a great apartheid is happening in…

… the middle of a cornfield. Ray’s wife and brother-in-law think he may be mentally ill, but they become believers when…

he was 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, close enough to taste the perfect game, when the cocky kid came up to…

have piano lessons with the famous Doctor who secretly had a thousand children in captivity forced to play…

have piano lessons with the famous Doctor who secretly had a thousand children in captivity forced to play…

. . . chess against Death to save their lives so that . . .

Mr and Mrs Arthur Pewty could keep their appointment with the marriage counselor, who then proceeded to…

…betray them to the control agents of the Matrix who…

…trying desperately to play the clarinet properly, with the patient and intense encouragement from Mr. Holland. As for the assertion by the school administration that this was “Devil’s Music,” they…

…shoot at the giant mutant ants, burn out their nests, and the world is…

…Not Enough. “Well,” said Bond, “I’ll keep that in mind…” as he looked at…

Mike driving the Satellite of Love right into the Hubble. He activated the manipulator arms and released the telescope, only to have it…

…the little dog “precious” as it barked at the well which contained…

…an X-Wing starfighter, piloted by none other than…

…Captain Kirk! Who had to rescue whales from the past in order to…

…get Sam and Annie to meet on the Empire State building on Valentines day…

Aboard the U. S. S. Caine. However, the fact that the CO kep rolling ball-bearings in his hand and the communications officer was taking notes on everything, and a mess-boy was eating strawberries, made it imperative that…