serious -
NO ONE could upstage you, hon. grins
Falcon,
Not only get a backstage pass, but a key to the hotel room to boot 
blushes Oh. my.
Want me to wait for you, hon?
I am shrouded in mystery (er, unless you look at my homepage or wait for TC and Shayna to get my picture in there.) Till then though, here’s my list of yummies:
Arnold Winkelreid
Chef Troy
Coldfire
Democritus
Esprix (dammit, boy, do you have to be so gay?)
Gnarly Narly Dude
Kilgore Trout
Mr. Cynical
Reservoir Dog
Tymp
Honorable mentions go to Ukelele Ike, Valphagene (yeah, you read it right), Flypside, and TennHippie (or TN*Hippie, whatever).
As_U_Wish: You remind me of Barbara Hershey. FreakFreely reminds me of the guy who had the hots for Marky Mark in Boogie Nights. And GBS…wow. Not at all what I expected. 
Kinda got a “Legend of Billie Jean” thing goin’ there! Love it!
Veb, if you don’t put your picture in somewhere, I’m gonna send in one myself. Get it?
I knew I should have read this thread sooner. You’re on my list too! Fake accent notwithstanding. However, DRY is warming the top spot on my list.
And dropzone, I don’t need a picture to add you to my list.
Well, you ARE! And upon further consideration, I think I’ll upgrade that to hottie. **
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Well hot damn!
The world needs more people like you. Thank you. 
I’m just now narrowing the competition list down for the finals. I’ll let the finalists know what they are in a bit.
Tripler
YAY! After reading five pages I found my name mentioned! YAY! I’m a hottie! happy dance
I guess it’s reasonable for not many to have a crush on me since I’m probably the same age as some of the Dopers’ children (18 years old in September!). I’ll live…I think.
Am I just not looking hard enough or aren’t there that many males on this board around my age? I saw Red_Dragon, boy, he’s cute! (I have a thing for guys with glasses, hehe).
Tymp isn’t so bad looking either. ;^D
Hmm, maybe I ought to find a picture without the regulator in my mouth.
Mr. Cynical, Iampunha, SPOOFE, ChrisP - Come over here and let me give you a long, soulful kiss!
And Sue, thanks so much for the compliment. I’d have to say that your picture is one of the best on here.
Now for my crushes:
mangeorge - One of the first posters I ever noticed. He doesn’t post near often enough - but that’s almost ok because almost every post is a gem.
beatle - My Houston sweetheart. To bad I won’t move to Houston. 
TN*hippie -TN*hippie can do anything he wants to with me. 
manhattan - I’m just waiting until the future ex-mrs. manhattan becomes the current ex-mrs manhattan.
MadPoet - One of these days we need to dance together.
Also (in no particular order): Aglarond, Gnarly Narly Dude, Rincewind, Iampunha (Darlin’, I love the picture but we need to find something to put hair on your chest ) , Guanolad (it must be the Maori blood, 'cause it sure ain’t the jacket), Johnny L.A., Magical Silver Key, Montfort (that is an incredibly great smile), Mr. Cynical, Nanook, Sdimbert, and SPOOFE
And while none of the ladies will convert me to lesbianism, damn if there ain’t some good looking women on the board. (after all, I spend 3 hours a week with beautiful women of every variety moving their bodies sensually - if I hadn’t converted by now, it ain’t gonna happen)
Whoo! I’m en-crushed! Thanks, zyada. ← another smile for you.
SPOOFE Bo Diddly–Thank you, thank you. I was feeling so un-crushable. Hugs.
Mr. Cynical–I hope I get to show Evil Bitch the Harley factory after you take her to the musuem. Vroooooom.
ChrisCTP–I’m glad you picked someone in my age bracket to compare me with. Barbara Hershey? Really? Smooch.
Wow, over 8000 people on this board, and not one mention. Oh, well. Always the the bride groom never the bride…wait a minute. 
Oh well. Actually, as for my list, I think all of the ladies on here are pretty fine.
But I would have to say Realidad, Mega the Roo, Medea’s Child, Aenea, Shayna, As_U_Wish, Persephone, Girl Next Door, Kyla, Sue D., Swimming Riddles, and Kyla have all stolen my heart away.
So ahead sniff divide it up between you. It’s sniff pretty big.
Welfy said:
“Am I just not looking hard enough or aren’t there that many males on this board around my age? I saw Red_Dragon, boy, he’s cute! (I have a thing for guys with glasses, hehe).”
There are a few of us, if you just look in the right places . . .
"Let me give the official Brunetter stamp of approval to Iampunha . He’s just your age and very sweet, smart, caring, sensitive, interesting. Just call me the Straight Dope’s matchmaker!
Iampunha - you owe me one."
YAY! Now, Welfy . . . where do you live? ::hopes for anywhere but Canada/the west coast::
Brunetter may be aiming a bit high with her description of me . . . I wouldn’t say I’m all of those things. You may feel free to agree or disagree.
Brunetter, how shall I repay you for guiding me to Welfy?
::drool::
My favorites (in alphabetical order):
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Girl Next Door
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jjjfishe
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kyla
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Realidad
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Ruffian
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Shayna
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Techchick68
Lanna… meow.
Ruffian, Aenea, Kyla, SeaDiver, Rosebud, Sue Duhnym, techchick, Welfy… hello. I’ll be legal in October, you know
Esprix… I’ll give you a call if I ever turn to the other side…
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
And therefore is wing’d Cupid painted blind”
–Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 1, Scene i
Well, TroubleAgain, fortunately for me, you HAVE submitted a picture. And I’ve already listed you as one of my favorites. But let me expound on your attraction once more:
“Most radiant, exquisite and unmatchable beauty”
–Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene v
“'Tis beauty truly blent, whose red and white
Nature’s own sweet and cunning hand laid on”
–Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene v
[rant] You know, I’ve praised the ladies in my sig, and have received mentions from them in the laminated lists, but not here. It’s the newer flirts like TroubleAgain and AudreyK that mention me here. I’m not going to call anyone out specifically, Tater, Grace, Scotti, Medea’s Child or Michi. You know who you are. [/rant]
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*Originally posted by AudreyK *
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WOOHOO!!!
::jumps up and down. plays air guitar. Pumps fist in air. Spikes imaginary football. Does home run trot.
Looks around. Thinks no one noticed. Acts all cool.::
TOP SPOT, huh??
“So doth the woodbine the sweet honeysuckle
Gently entwist; the female ivy so
Enrings the barky fingers of the elm.
O, how I love thee! how I dote on thee!”
–A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 4, Scene i
::still working on his leggos::
Hey everyone I built a working replica of a 747 using these leggos!
What? People actually put me on their crush list? Wow what are they smoking?
Falcon said I could list as many people as I wanted. So I’m going to, dammit! And being bi, it stands to reason that I should have twice as many names as all of you, right? RIGHT? Yeah.
** The Ladies: **
A Girl - meow!
Anthracite - no pic yet, but I love her threads. (her posts I mean, not her clothing.)
Blue Twylight - you are adorable!
Chris CTP - The mystery is no more. And your site is great!
Drain Bead - looks a lot like that chick in the truman show.
Evil Twin - what * is * she doing to her breast? More importantly, does she need my help?
Falcon - what a fantastic smile! I like the pics on your site better though. But that’s just me.
Girl Next Door - not next door to me, unfortunately.
Java Maven - I just love your look in this pic, you look like you are out for a great time!
Lanna - yowsa.
Medea’s Child - I’ll sing Rent with you anytime!!
Mega the Roo, who I’ve been in love with since I saw her website.
Pepperlandgirl, who knows why I love her.
Realidad - oh, my.
Ruffian (my namesake) although I like the pic on your website better.
Swimming Riddles - and an actress too! Did I mention I’m an actress and a director? Wanna play Casting Couch?
** The Gents: **
Burn Me Up - you look just like an old flame of mine.
Chef Troy - wanna come cook for me honey?
Democritus - just yummy.
Gatsby - you look like the big tough protective type.
Jubei2k - yo.
Kilgore Trout - oh look at you. You just know you’re hot don’t you? Don’t make me beg.
Iampunha - nice biceps … drool
Milossarian … any movie, any time. I’ll be there baby!
Mojo - you’re just handsome!
Mr. Cynical - loved him long before this pic.
Narile 'cause he pats my booty. (Don’t any of YOU try it though.)
Niggle - cause his pic looks like he’s just waiting for a hottie such as me to come along and get in his car for a wild ride …
Obfusciatrist - I just wanna hug ya!
Reservoir Dog - ooooooh you make my spine shiver!
Silent Rob - love the classy look!
Spoofe Bo Diddly … purrrrrrrr.
Tripler, for vague promises of adventure.
Weirddave - you are pretty dave-lookin. But I’ll trust your sig.
Well that’s it … the lucky 1, 2, 3… oh my god ** * thirty-three ** * names special enough to make it onto my list. And people say I’m picky!!