Ladies, you should see me when the lampshade isn’t on my head. 007 is cool, but I’m funny and cool . . .
Tripler
Your regional secret-agent man
awwwww. Thanks doobie.
Drainy, if I only had the words, I would spin a tapestry of compliments, and a silken thread of platitudes for you. Of course, I don’t, and I haven’t been on the boards for a day or two 
You’ll get yours. Believe it.
Drainbead said:
“Besides, I spent all my cradle-robbing mojo on iampunha. There’s just none left for you. Maybe if you grow out your hair…”
And it’d be worth it if you were single . . . ::sigh:: although, to be fair, Satan was here before I.
Welfy said:
“At first I thought that “soon” said “son”…and then my name jumped out…I began to be very worried… lol That’s a little fast for me, pun!”
Welcome to the club, Welfy.
“Waaaaah! Upstaged by another redhead!! runs off crying”
Now now, there’s no reason to do that . . . come over here and I’ll comfort you. Beside that, she’s just a friend and coming off a rather messy relationship ending in both sides alleging unwanted physical contact etc. So I’m thinking she’ll want to be single for a while.
Welfy also said:
“Iampunha I saw the picture, yes, he’s hot! Now, as for the nice and sweet guy thing I have yet to find that out! ;^)”
I’m on AIM a good bit of the day, and I do email . . . we’ll talk
Thank you, Zyada 
Drop me an i-m or email sometime!
Can I be the secret agent man’s love interest?
I think we can work something out, so long as you’re handy with a gun . . . And I don’t mean my Walther . . . 
Trip
Well, you’ll just have to interview me, hmmm? I’m sure we could work SOMETHING out…
Okay Ladies,
Secret agent trials will be held this Wednesday. Why Wednesday? It’s because I’m leaving Thursday, and I’d like to have surprises come up in the middle of the mission. It’s not a good run if you don’t have some bumps along the way . . .
Please forward your resume and security clearance data to my e-mail address. Please include a self-addressed stamped envelope for your orders, and a picture of you in your best secret agent suit. Thank you.
Tripler
The KGB and GRU still fear my name.
*Originally posted by Welfy *
Now I’m gonna hafta go out and dye my hair blue. That’s the 2nd comment I’ve gotten on it.
Drop me an email sometime. The address is Garfield226@seductive.com.
So, did I look kinda evil in my picture?
Doobieous!
You can come over for chocolate goodies anytime. Here I’ve been so innocent, talking to you in chat… then… I realize your picture is up on the pages, and, wow! You’re quite the handsome one!
Time to update my crush list!
Hey Falcon,
I just got my pictures up on the people pages. Damn I look dapper. Go ahead, take a look, I dare ya!
See? I told you I was a secret agent. How 'bout that martini glass?
Trip
A martini in the hand is worth two Russian spies in the bush.
Well helLO Tripler…that is QUITE the martini.
New additions to my crush list:
GaWd
Lux Fiat
Tripler
Balance (So what if he doesn’t have a pic up…he’s a sweetheart.)
Well, I have to go back and add Alphagene to my list!
Well, my email is in my profile, so is my AOL handle, so you know where to find me! (I’m one of those girls that usually lets guys go first shy) :^)
Oh yeah, some new crushes:
Xekul: WOW!
Monster104: What a cutie!
Okay, done rambling now.
Having just seen Welfy’s pic, I must say - it’s always the one’s that can have every guy they want that are the shy ones waiting for the guy to make a move …
Absolutely gorgeous …
pLt said:
"Having just seen Welfy’s pic, I must say - it’s always the one’s that can have every guy they want that are the shy ones waiting for the guy to make a move …
Absolutely gorgeous …"
In my experience this is true. Every female who thought she was attractive I’ve ever seen on TV couldn’t get a date . . her ego was larger than anything else. And those who don’t think they’re terribly attractive don’t always think they deserve decent guys, or any guy.
I did make a move, sorta, tonight by IMing her. And I second the notion . . . one can never have too many attractive female friends. Good thing, too, or I’d have gone over the limit with dopers a while back.
Cameras . . . doncha just love 'em?
Having said that …
Welfy, are you on ICQ???
You know, pLt, sometimes checking someone’s profile can reveal a lot about them.
Like their homepage (Damn you, Welfy, for not having any pics of yourself on it :)) or their ICQ number or their AOL handle . . . lots of stuff.