:
:
…line up boys. I’m going to give you the Third Degree like you’ve never gotten it. My sister will be a fantasy in your minds only when you are married to and have fathered her child. Understood? Nah! i’m just kidding, harm a hair on her head IRL though and I’ll make Wolverine look like papa smurf!
my list, with no regard to age or sexual preferences:
Chef Troy
DRY (even though there is no pic)
Esprix
GaWd
Iampunha
Kilgore Trout
Milossarian
Mojo
Monster’s son 
Monster 104
Mr. Cynical
Omni
Reservoir Dog
Sani
Serious Art
Soulsling
Talkinsquirrel
Tymp
Michi, that’s so funny! He was looking over my shoulder at the pictures and he said you were his favorite too! 
Great! So when he is 20, I’ll be…uhhh…around 51…how does he feel about older women?? I am sure I will still be single!
Damn, I really should compile all these names into a list, but since I’m at work, I really need to be discreet about looking at these pictures. Here is the start of my list. If you feel that you were wrongly left out, let me know…
In no particular order…
SwimmingRiddles
Falcon
jjjfishe
AudreyK
Wacky Ninja
SHayna
Sue Dunhym
Welfy
Whoa Nellie
TechCHick
zyada
psycat
KimKatt
RoseBud
Michi
Mega the roo
Girl by the Sea
Golf Widow
Persephone
Aenea
Drain Bead
::hmmmmm::
Pay no attention to my brothers rantings, feel free to ask me out anytime y’all want. “I promise not to kill you” <TMBG spider>
So, wacky, How YOU doin? Just remember, ChrisP was the first to ask you out. So what are you doing for dinner tonight, and How old would you consider old?
I’m all good, you? Well, I am 20 going on 21…so why don’t you tell me if that is too young?
I just feel old. Methinks you are older than I. So, what time do I pick you up?
7 sounds good. am i supposed to dress up? or down?
I don’t know. Let’s do something “creative and Imaginative”
snicker, snicker. I mean, what is good in your neck of the woods?
crazy kids flirting on the boards, get a room.
You said it soul, not me. Hey, could we use yours?!?
:ducks and runs:
8^P
Welfy said:
“Too bad iampunha (what’s your name anyway?) IMed me like the second my brother started beating me up to get offline …gees! sigh I can’t win.”
My name is of no concern to dopers . . . I’ll tell you on AIM
“Ugh! Don’t look at that picture on my page! It’s ugly! It’s my “scary goth” picture. flustered, runs about frantically like a chicken with her head cut off”
Hm . . . it’s not ugly, though I must say I prefer the pic where you’re smiling and I can see your face in light.
wacky ninja said:
“OK, even though my brother is on this thing, i might as well post my list, or part of it.
<extraneous name>
Iampunha
<extraneous name 2>”
It is a pleasure to be on your list, WN
And thanks to Michi for including me on her list (and no, I am not counting)
Well here’s my list. It is long, but then we are blessed with an abundance of beautiful dopers…
(In alphabetical order):
Aenea
As_U_Wish
Bio-Brat
Cristi/Persephone
Ellen
Eve
Evil Twin
Frannie
Girl Next Door
Golf Widow
JavaMaven1
jjjfishe
Kricket
Kyla
Lanna
Medea’s Child
Mega the Roo
Michi
Monster
Psycat
Quadzilla
Realidad
Rosebud
Ruffian
Sangria
Sue Duhnym
Swiddles
Techchick68
Welfy
Whoa Nellie
As I said, we are truly blessed…
Yeah, baby!
“O spirit of love!
how quick and fresh art thou”
–Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene i
What kind of F*cking wimp are you?? Can’t you flirt publicly on the boards, Mr. Excuse-the-new-thread-I-just-wanted-to-let everyone-know-I-put-yet-another-picture-of-myself-on-my-webpage?
Sheesh. I’m as ugly as you are handsome, and I’ve not only flirted in hundreds (well…dozens) of threads here, I’ve flirted in the pit. TWICE. And lived to tell.
Don’t be a coward! Flirt publicly!
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Scotticher *
**
“Sing, siren, for thyself and I will dote:
Spread o’er the silver waves thy golden hairs,
And as a bed I’ll take them and there lie”
–The Comedy of Errors, Act 3, Scene ii
And if there were, I’d go from being mentioned on about four of these lists, to NONE! (Only one doper has ever met me in person, and I’m not on her list. I tell myself that this is because she hasn’t submitted a list yet, but that’s a weak rationalization. To protect her from embarrassment, I was asked to not disclose that we’d ever met in person) 
But as for Michi:
Thou hast the sweetest face I ever look’d on…
As I have a soul, she is an angel"
–King Henry VIII, Act 4, Scene i
“O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!”
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene v
Hey welfly! Nice to know ONE person likes me. It makes me feel all warm inside- wait, that’s my lunch coming on for a second round. Urp. You need me to deal witht that older brother kicking you off hte computer? Tell me which way he wants his knees bent. Maybe I can even get iampunha’s help dealing with 'em. Anything for you.
Eeek, I forgot people too. I think I should be punished.
My list of people I forgot:
Girl Next Door
Mega the Roo
SwimmingRiddles
So, uh, your office or mine?
First of all, the ladies on my sig (Who are well represented on the pages: Tatertot hasn’t submitted a picture, but I’ve seen her webpage. Scotticher hasn’t submitted a picture but she sounds sultry. The others are all on the people pages.)
Also (in alpha order, and not meant to be exhaustive–I don’t believe I’ve seen all the pics):
**
Aenea (who looks like a more attractive Tonya Harding)
AudreyK (from her webpage)
Eve
Frannie
Golf Widow
jjjfishe
Hamdryad (I like the webpage pic best)
Kyla (I like the pics on her webpage better–don’t like seeing pictures of people with sunglasses because I like to be able to see their eyes)
Lanna
Rachelle
Realidad
Ruffian
Sue Duhnym
Techchick
TroubleAgain
Welfy
**
Finally, from the group pictures, TaleraRis and Sea Diver come to mind.
But there are many more attractive people. Must be why there’ve been over 2000 visitors to the page already!