Welfy and red_dragon60:
My last workout was last night, so tomorrow we’ll go and “help” your brother learn how to walk this way . . .
And no, I will not take pictures and say “Hey here’s a picture of me!” Happy?
Ah, Dry, I was just going to pant a little over your latest quotes AND inform you that Cole Porter was right all along …
“If you recite an occasional sonnet
Then your lap’ll have honey upon it.”
Then you post a list and I’m not on it. 
Well spoke and matt_ think I’m cute. Even if no one else does. sob
I wasn’t going to make a list, then I see a picture of Myndephuquer.
“What a glimpse of paradise,
Someone who’s naughty
Showed to someone who’s nice.”
– from “I’m in Love Again” by Cole Porter
Excuse me. I need to go lie down for a while.
Look, I said the list wasn’t comprehensive, didn’t I??
Besides, you just made a list, and I wasn’t on that–and don’t give me any of this “but you don’t have a picture nonsense”…
Anyway, add Ellen to my list.
And Ellen?
::kisses her hand::
“The fairest hand I ever touch’d! O beauty,
Till now I never knew thee!”
–King Henry VIII, Act 1, Scene iv
(This flirting business is hard work)
Note to self:
(Send note of thanks to ChrisP One Kenobe, Spoke-, and DRY)
Thanks Guys. I thought I was going to have to start shamelessly flirting.
Well, a little flirting wouldn’t hurt -----
::::batting eyelashes:::: as I coyly walk away
So GolfWidow, How YOU doin’?
I gotta know, did golf divorce you, or did golf take your husband? I hope this isn’t thin ice I’m on, seeing as I was attempting to be smooth…
wink, blows kiss
Oh, and Golfy baby, you can call me ChrisP. (I hope she didn’t catch me staring at her ass!)
:blows Spoke-, DRY, and ChrisP a kiss::
I’d like to hear about that dream ChrisP!
…I can’t help it. I just saw A Girl’s pic. Holy schniekees. She needs to change her name to A Goddess or An Absolute Hottie. I know I’m a sucker for Blonde hair and cleavage, but wow, my newest crush…did I say that before…what are you talking about?..
Okay, jjjfishe. When I was flipping through the pages, one of my friends looked over my shoulder, and excitedly asked me who the hell you were.
Would you be mad if I told him that you were my computer-girlfriend, and that you were flying to Denver to give me a spanking?
Well okay jjjfishe, you twisted my arm.
Okay, I’m the president of the company, and your the president of this other company and we are in a board room and you are wearing one of those business suits…ummmm…I think I may have said too much.
use your imagination, it’s a better story teller than me
YIKES! I did use my imagination ChrisP…
Mr. Cynical…I’m booking a flight right now!
Whispering in his ear :::ChrisP, ChrisP, Oh ChrisP:::
In answer to your question, I’m a part time GolfWidow as Mr. Golf travels about two to 3 weekends a month playing in Am. tournaments and practices about 5 nights a week at the driving range until dark. I travel with him about once a month or so and either watch him play or hang by the pool until he’s done. In the past year or so I too have been going to the driving range (if you can’t beat 'em, join 'em) and practicing although we are in two totally different leagues and he would never think of playing (golf) with me.
:::: ChrisP, ChrisP:::: So tell me, do you handle your driver or your putter better? or do you just stick to the irons with the stiff shafts?
Now that was shameless flirting.
Wow…ummmm…Hey, I can hit the ball in the hole from the tee, if you know what I mean. You don’t. Oh, well, neither do I. It sounded good though didn’t it. I’m an Iron-man baby yeah.
Shameless Flirt back, touche
Well at least give me a more tempting picture to gaze lewdly over while I await… 
Esprix
What do you think, Esprix. Am I attractive to men? I was when I lived in Nashville. It was kind of disheartening, I got more phone numbers waiting tables from guys than I did from women. It made me wonder anyway.
ChrisP -
Awwww…a crush? On li’l ol’ me? looks at his pic
HelLO. smiles sweetly So, how are you, hmmmm?
You like the pic? Thank you…
Or is it the Car?
So, How YOU doin? eh…
You, of course! bats eyelashes
WHOODamn! The eyelashes thing. Not fair. You’re just trying to get a rise out of me…
Only if I’m lucky, ChrisP. Only if I’m lucky.