Hi, Monster, I don’t believe we’ve met…but in case you haven’t heard, I’m not askeered of no jailbait. 
I gotta agree wholeheartedly with Monster104 on this one . … if I were about 24, I’d be a lot happier b/c there are substantially more female dopers around that age than 16-20.
But then, if I were 24 I’d be out of school and all that fun stuff . . .
Damn all you women for being so much older than I am!
Masterfully done, my friend. Though I hold all judgements until the fair ms. jjjfishe responds.
Cecil Adams
Ed Zotti
kissass. 
Monster104, She doesn’t look out of your age bracket, just go by mental years. (You so far seem more mature than 18, so I’m not calling jjjfishe childish.) And if the cops ask, you seduced her. 
And with regards to Nen, I’ll quote Taggart (Slim Pickens)
‘God dammit, Mr. Lamarr sir, you use your tongue purdier than a twenny dollar whore!’
You are smooth, and very good with words. (Is your nose 4 inches long and are you good at fencing?)
Oh, and I think I should warn you Nen…when Greeneyes said
It’s so they can have fun tearing it down.
Ah Chef Troy, you know my love for you is genuine…
Looks like we’ve got another HooHa on our hands, folks.
My first pic wasn’t the one I wanted to send in. Shayna graciously changed it and I still not on anyone’s list! Who do I have to blo…er…I mean, doesn’t anyone think I’m even a teeny bit cute? 
Miss AnnQ, I couldn’t possibly look at all those pictures in one sitting. Now that you mentioned it, it really would do my list some good to add you to it.
wink
It’s ok, Demo+Silo=Jackass^2
Oh yeah, now that we know what Ed looks like,
we know what Cecil looks like too! [chuckle]
HEY! I think I got gypped, here. Honestly, Chef Troy, there was never anything wrong with my complexion, so that part is okay, but I really could stand to lose a few pounds. And, I read THE WHOLE THREAD, and even made my VERY FIRST POST there so I should be skinny as a rail by now.
Where did I go wrong?
Scotti
Is that so wrong?
I would post a crush post but I see (and have seen) most of your faces so much you are all just a blur. (I think it’s close to one hundred your loverly faces, breasts, bellies, legs, noses, hair, glasses, homes, vacations etc.) Shayna has been subjected to around 197 – if she can keep you all straight she is pure genius.
Well, there are those I have met in person: Mr. Cynical and Lexicon so they stick out in my memory.
Speaking of, Cynical my dear you owe me a lunch damnit.
Well, Monster hon,
I am honored to be added to your list in the company of such beautiful women. And especially since you added me without the benefit of a picture.
I’m quite fond of you, too, and I’m putting you on my list with DRY. I can’t put you first, you understand, as he is holding some documents in his safe that he threatens to “publicly disclose” if I don’t behave.
“Snort” As if I EVER misbehave!
BTW, I went to your website, and you all looked gorgeous for your prom! I liked the pic you chose for the SDMB people pages the best of all your pictures.
Thanks-you are a sweetheart!
Scotti
techchick68, I must apologize for the delirium induced by your visage. I found yet another error which should read “to rid themselves.”
jjjfishe, hasenpfeffer would be a culinary delight for the sensitive palette–it’s bunny.
GreenEyes, to second Chef Troy’s motion, I think you have that well in hand. And thank you for defending me against the wanton and unwarranted rebukes from Tymp.
Narile, touché! - your friend, Cyrano
“Gorgeous” and “Sweetheart”…both adjectives used in the same post!
I’ve enjoyed every one of your posts, Scotti!
Yeah Mr C. Burger King will not suffice though. You must take her to a “nice resturant” or I will kick yur butt!
:ducks twice:
Lemme add pldennison to my list (assuming that is the male in that picture). Quite a cutie! Shame the picture is a wedding picture!
Esprix
Don’t be a homewrecker…