You went wrong by buying into the prevailing American obsession with models that eat Tic-Tacs for dinner and look like they’re on heroin. I said it will make you lose EXCESS weight, of which you don’t have any. You’re yummy just the way you are, and if you’re not being properly worshipped you just send me an e-mail and I’ll treat you like the goddess you are.
“Well, I dont know about the nekkid part, at least not till I have dropped 15 pounds. I’ll do the rest though…;)”
What 15 pounds? I don’t see any bad fat on you . . . care to explain the logic behind this one, or is it characteristic of every female on this board to feel the need to lose at least X pounds?
“Well the pic on the People Pages is only of my HEAD. While no one can accuse me of having a fat head, everything below the neck could use some work. :)”
I saw I guess halfway from your neck to your waistline and you looked fine. Do you have a shot of your entire body so some of us can drool some more?
I’d love to work on anything above or below your neck Maybe you should come to DC for an exam.
No problem, Michi my dear. Send me an email and I’ll be happy to tell you how you deserve to be treated in flowery prose that will make you gasp and fan yourself. Remember, I’m carrying a torch for you until my company’s 2002 conference gives me a plausible excuse to come to Florida without arousing suspicion.
(Excuse me just a moment, while I go jump in the neighbor’s kiddie pool. I need to cool off after reading this post-I’ve got that full body blush thing going again.)
Cheffie, you do wondrous and magical things for a girl’s self esteem. As it happens, at the present time I am NOT being properly worshipped, but after this I shall CERTAINLY be feeling yummy for at least the rest of the month. See how little it takes to make me ecstatic?
Uh, not that I mean to quibble, or anything, but since I don’t have my pic up-how exactly did you know that I don’t have any excess weight to lose? And I have to say that just by bringing up this teensy, weensy little niggle of doubt; I have undoubtedly proved that at the very least I have some excess weight between my ears.
Gonna have to work on that.
Thanks for making my day, my “worship request” will be along directly!
I really don’t think I should be allowed to play this game, since I don’t have enough moxie to send in a picture. However, since I actually do HAVE a list, I figured I might as well share.
Here we go!
DRY (Big surprise, right? My favorite and most literate sweetheart. Even if he does practice “serial flirting”)
Monster104 (Gorgeous, kind and entertaining. What more could a girl want?)
Chef Troy (I may be a fathead, but I don’t have any rocks in it-what a DARLING man!)
dropzone (He treated me so kindly in the “Busty Redhead” thread that I stuck around instead of chickening out and heading for the hills. Never have I been fawned over so graciously, and you even forgave me for my lack of a pic and an accent!)
Chronos (See above-and by the way, DRY was in on the “encourage the newbie” conspiracy there, too)
I feel a little presumptuous about these last two, since they don’t know me AT ALL-
But hey…no guts, no glory, right?
pipefitter (I think you are really a cutie, and my heavens man! If you had cleared up this little misunderstanding about purplebear sooner, women would have been flirting with you like crazy! Ya’ think we wanna make time with purplebear’s man? What kinda friends would THAT make us?}
Myndephuquerblushing (Well, I honestly can’t help myself! There is just somthing about a man on a bike! Unless maybe it is the bike I have a crush on? Hmmmm)
I got kicked offline the first time I tried to enter my list, and the second time I typed it, I forgot a name.
I am covered in shame. How could I forget-
** Danielinthewolvesden** I am truly in awe of his extensive knowledge of the Bible, and besides he gives the absolutely BEST back rubs and is a charming guy.
Though I’m new to this list, I’ve found all the pictures…and gone over them thoroughly…and come out with a few names…though I’ve never even talked to these people (they’re hot)
In no particular order:
Reservoir Dog
ChrisP OneKenobe
SeriousArt
Alphagene
Omniscient
Kilgore Trout