Brunetter, where’s the cash office in Hell? I’ve got unmarked bills and a blank check sitting here waiting to pay you . . .
Here’s my crush list…I can’t seem to find the other names, because I’m sure there are more. Anyways, in no particular order:
Mega The Roo
Shayna
Drain Bead
Grace
Falcon
Ssskuggiii
Tiggeril
Swimming Riddles
TroubleAgain
I’ll be sure to post any new names if I find them.
What’s gotten into Chief 
Scott’s pants?
This is the third Crush Thread I’ve been through, and I swear I’m probably in the contention for Doper With the Most Posts Who Hasn’t Been Mentioned Even Once in These Damn Threads.
I will, especially since I just got my hair cut, post a pic to Shayna for inclusion on the People Pages. In protest, however, I shall keep the “How YOU Doin’?” list I have composed entirely to myself.
Although I do wanna say that I think Coldfire looks like Antionio Banderas’ and Falco’s love child.
Don’t mess with CheapSlot, man. He’ll get out his floaties and swim you down!
Oh god…separating the name, PLUS a smiley.
ReefBot is gonna be PISSED.
Anyone have a space nuclear fallout shelter for after ChiefScott uses all ten of his nukes on whatever moron used a smilie IN HIS FREAKING NAME?
Youch . . . one would expect this from a troll, but not someone with a brain!
Only slightly serious here . . .
Woohoo! I’m on Doob’s list!
::does a happy little dance::
Well, I first have to say that it was a blast to be able to take a peek at y’all. I like the action shots - Smug, you make me want to skydive.
Second, thank you Mr Cynical (okay, brachy’s waiting for your “nekkid” pic), Odieman, Milossarian, and iampunha for mentioning this old brachy. I am running around like crazy, trying to set up two extra mist-netting teams, and am feeling every single damn one of my 44 years. I’m tired and cranky, but I open this thread up and smile and feel a lot better.
SO, if I were one to make a list (hides paper behind her back), you’d be on it. As would soulsling (hon, you’ve got a beautiful smile) for saying something nice to me once that brought me out of the doldrums. And BigGiantHead.
And okay, I can’t help it - I like longhairs. Gnarly Narly Dude.
I also have a question - isn’t Nanook’s name supposed to be “Nanook of the North Woods?”
You know, I’m not bitter or anything, but SeaDiver didn’t even submit her frikkin’ picture!!!
I mean, yeah, she’s a looker, but if you want to see it, you’ve got to know about Democritus’ thread, then you’ve got to visit his page, then you’ve got to wait for the enormous 15MB page-o-pictures to load, then… you get the idea.
My picture is right where it’s supposed to be. I’m in the menu! I followed directions!
It’s just… :snif: …it’s not… :snuffle: …not… :sniffeltee snufflelty SNUF!: …'snot FAIR! 
[sub]There. If THAT isn’t pathetic enough to make some sexy Doper-Chick’s Crush List, then I give up.[/sub]
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Very good point! I – for one – admire that quality.
[sub]C’mon ladies, he needs us![/sub]
Ok, OK dammit! I’m sorry! I promise that once I get home, I’ll resize all the pics! Or maybe not. Maybe going to look at SeaDiver’s pic should be a chore! Bwahahahaha!!!
j/k, I’ll resize them tonight or tomorrow.
Whoa! I sent Shayna the wrong pic, and the ickiest one to boot! I sent her another one, so check it out and maybe I’ll make someones list for once in my life!
Okay,
Ladies, please take a look at this one:
http://www.minot.com/~baranr/Mepilot.jpg
I fly planes, I fix their runways. I also need a date for an upcoming formal military ball. I will pay airfare.
Oh hell yes I’d advertise here before anywhere else.
Rob
Okay Tripler, I’m just gonna guess that you’re a babe. But I can’t see your face under the mask.
Good picture, though!
Persephone,
Oh yeah, I forgot. Just check the page with more pics.
http://www.minot.com/~baranr/aboutme.html
I still seek a good lookin’ lady for a night of wining, dining, and a little ‘James Bond’ adventure. . .
Tripler
Brunetter
Not so! I fuzzle a few select ladies who come into the chat room. But one time when I returned to the channel, you patted me on the rear for some reason. So next time you reconnected (You were having comp problems I believe), I returned the favor and it ballooned from there.
That said, I still think you have a nice virtual ass.
My list:
Chief [interesting look]
Coldfire [The photograph reminds me of old pictures of my European relatives. hmmmmm.]
Iampunha [Dammnit Patrick, you need to take pictures in good light.]
Kilgore Trout [What’s that rainbowy thing on your shirt?]
Monster104 [I just love that smirk of yours. Oh, and thanks for putting me on your list. I’m flattered.]
Niggle [Interesting car, and you got it in my favorite color.]
Reservoir Dog [Those eyes catch my fancy.]
Seriousart [You remind me of someone, but who?]
Soulsling [Two sides of a coin, both appealing to the eye.]
Tymp [Always had a thing for skinny guys.]
Nobody has a crush on po’, lil ol’ me. <Heavy sigh> Guess I’m just going to have to post a pic.
As if that would do any good.
Just went & checked the site out again, and what to my wondering eyes did appear but a picture of my buddy Bluepony.
Ive always had a bit of a crush on him anyway, and the pic just capped it.
Nice to see Ed Zotti in there too! He looked just like I pictured him, believe it or not!
James Bond adventure? Boy, count me in!
Narile: you are a virtual sweetie. Hope I get to meet you someday so I can find out if you’re this sweet in real life.
ArkonDLofC: Love the name, love being worshipped from afar even more. Yup, you’re in.
Iampunha: Don’t know why you want to send me money, but I certainly won’t turn it down. Brunetter, PO Box 17, Smalltown, Canada. (eh?)
As for the rest of ya mooks, get me on yer damn list already!