Ha. I know the answer to this one. It’s a purse.
Here’s my list:
For a ‘grand’ vacation paid in full, the following contestants are finalists (in no particular order):
Brunetter
Shayna
Mega the Roo
Post Modern Girl
Monster
Further contestants/foxy chicks to be updated. Thanks for playing.
Tripler
If I was a lesbian, Realidad, you’d be MINE!!!
ResD, you rejected me first.
I asked you where you lived and said I was coming to get you, husband be damned.
You said you were recently engaged.
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Is it okay if I still have dreams about you?
I would go and check out the names of who was added today, but I think it will suffice to say that you are all beautiful . . . damn this place is lovely for a teenage guy 
just to let you know, i operate a video camera for a living.
Well hell, can I dream about Reservoir Dog too then? He offered to chase me in that squirrel thread…
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Darling, if you read my post carefully, you’ll see there is a disclaimer about that list being only about the fellas who are on the Shayna page. Of course you are on my list. As originator of the aristocratic beauty line, (I think that was you, right?) you get an automatic seat. Like the UN Security Council. :D**
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“Aristocratic beauty”, yep that was me. It has only been parroted by so many other posters because it is very true. As for the pic (I never realized so many wanted to see my mug) I am working on it.
I’ll take being on your list over the silly Security Council any day. 
- NM
Hm. Thanks. By the way, I am Postmoderngirl. PMG is my email handle, and it’s not hard to see how Shayna got confuzzled.
Thanks for putting me in such nice company. I guess you can tell I was a “Sweater Girl” in my salad days.
I finally got a look at everyone… here’re the people who just seemed to jump out at me a lot (for reasons including appearance and how much I know about them).
-Shayna, of course, who looks positively stunning in her pic. Rather firey-looking, too, m’dear 
-Whoanellie, who looks like an old friend (whom I haven’t talked to in very long… maybe I should).
-Blue Twylight, mostly because she looks like a girl I had a crush on for several months.
-Brunetter, 'cuz she signed the guestbook on my webpage
-Swimming Riddles gets props for the very artistic B&W pic along with the fact that she’s quite purdy.
-Diane, partly 'cuz of that grin she’s got, and partly 'cuz you can see her cleavage in her picture… heh, heh, heh…
-As_U_Wish… how coy!
-Esprix, just for his Linus blanket.
-Evilbeth… she’s just so EVIL! And she looks it… I can picture her wearing a tight, shiny bustier, holding a blaster to her enemies, and laughing.
-Zyada, whose pose is very… interesting…
-Frannie… looks like she’s trying to look more innocent than she really is…
-Kimkatt, you’re so DINKY! For some strange reason, I get attracted to little people… ::shrug::
-Realidad, who looks like Trinity…
-Sue Duhnym, you’ve got a very bright, very open face… I like that.
The only person that looks like a wienie is Monster_104 (bring it on, you stinkin’ son of a crinkled paper cup! Hehe… we’re just playin’ here, folks…)
It seems a couple of guys want to be down and be on my crush list. How could I have forgotten them?
Chef Troy - That hunk of a cook. He can light my fire anytime :).
Omniscient - Since he likes to pat my ass in chat he is A-OK.
I also forgot my two favorite Canadians:
**Zulu[/B} - she’s just so cool. And she has a crush on me [/brag]
Tengu - he’s the coolest gamer i know. What a hep-cat.He’s the bee’s knees
And my two favorite wild ladies…
PCW - She gave me a ride to SF for the june bash, and she’s just so cool to talk to.
Canadian Sue - Best buddy of PCW, and also a real cool gal. She needs to get her butt in chat more though.
My most favorite Marxist…
OldScratch - who has nifty ear plugs in his ear piercings and kept pestering me about the SF gay pride parade, though i seriously couldnt make it up there.
My most favored Iowan…
Boli - who like me, always remembers the oddest things, and also is like really really rad and stuff. yeah.
And my most favorite guy…
Alphagene! Even though he ignores me in IM’s i think he’s just peachy keen.
Oh BTW, this is what happens when Doobie gets bored at 3 am!
If I forgot you, then just say and i’ll have to say something goofy or embarassing about you ;).
Ooh i seriously screwed up the code in that last post. Dear moderator, is it possible you could fix that small error? If not, it’s ok.
Sue Dunham wrote:
"If I was a lesbian, Realidad, you’d be MINE!!! "
Thanks Sue, biggest compliment I ever got. I mean that.
I didn’t make ANOTHER list?? It’s my butt, isn’t it? Does my sig line make me look fat?
In alphabetical order:
Alfalfagene
BurnMeUp
ChiefScott
Coldfire
manhattan
SaniMani
sly
Ukelele Ike
UncleBeer
You know, the more men there are on a Doper chick’s crush list, the worse it is to see I’m not on it.
That’s why they call it a crush list…because not being on it is like having someone rip out your heart and CRUSH IT LIKE A BEER CAN
pant, pant
Boy, a display like that must have been SO arousing for you all…
Gosh, i was feeling a bit down this morning, but then i went through and re-read this thread, and the smile on my face just spread ear to ear. Tanx ladies! Your’e the best!
and Falcon, just you wait ‘till i do get to DC, it’s gonna be Pizza lickin’ good!
New additions, per the people pages.
As_U_Wish (Yow!), Girl Next Door (I’ll move to wherever you are!), jjjfishe (Do I really have to say anything?), Lanna (I had no idea you would be that cute!), Post Modern Girl (You’re a knockout), Rachelle (Mmmmmm, redhead), Realidad (Did I mention that I’m a sagittarius?).
My poor lil’ heart can’t take no more of this, so I don’t think I’ll ever be visiting the people pages again.
Mr. Cynical, get back in your box!