Oh, cruel, cruel fate!!
Would that we could live, if but for a fleeting moment, in another life, where, with the help of Cupid’s bow,
our eyes might meet before the way of the world conspires to keep us apart.
Alas! Fate has had its way with us, and our star-crossing is not meant to be.
Dream well.
Oooooooh Chef Troy, you are indeed on my list! Go back & look, dear. 
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*Originally posted by Kyla *
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Whoops! My apologies . . .
::kneelsdowntakesyourhandandkissesthebackinapology::
Please have mercy on my soul, is every woman of the SDMB going to continue to be this good? Where are you all? Why aren’t you walking the streets of Manhattan? Why am I still here? Does it still get better? Notice my email is below and my sig has a reference to my pic, though looks are not to be a base for judgement…
okay, i’ll try to stop drooling now…
I finally made someone’s list on this board!
THANK YOU, Mr. Cynical. You made my day.
Nah, I already spent all night in your mom’s.
ouch!
::Swiddles puts her feet up and kicks back with a beer::
This should be interesting.
::taking a bow::
Sank you. I vill be here all ze veek.
My pic is up now, so go look and add me.
(Thanks, Spoofe!)
Esprix
Chef! Read back to the FIRST FREAKING POST! You’re on my list, Big Sexy!
And Esprix? You know I have a crush on you…even if it can never be. sobs 
And soulsling? I keep TELLING you to come on down…just you wait until you get to DC, hon. adjusting garters and blushing
Thanks, baby! Where’s the vacation to, by the way? Also, love the Sam Adams picture on your web page!! Very cute!
Monster104 digs his grave
::Ahem::
You disgusting, foul, crappy, vile, degrading, filthy, repulsive, malodorous, putrid, fetid, maggoty, encrusted, shitty, flyblown, nauseating, insalubrious, pus-leaking Mangalitza anus scab!
Chief, I’m disappointed. You didn’t use the world “felch” once in that whole post. I think you need to get some solid ground under your feet, Mister.
For those of you who have been protesting that you DID put me on your lists…I know. I know, and I’ll be stalking you all as soon as I can fit you in. I didn’t mean to imply that I thought NO ONE had put me on their crush list, I meant that not EVERYONE had…and my ego will be satisfied with no less, especially when some of those who laughed derisively while skipping over my name are perfectly happy to accept virtual footrubs and the like from me in chat. I just feel so cheap and dirty now…
more theatrical sobs
Yeeccch.
I’ll have to follow with something sweet to purify the waters. Lookit the darling picture of iampunha as a sweet little youngster!
OK, so I’m too old to lust after him; I just want to mother him. You sweet boy.
Ah, I took too long arranging my coding. Didn’t mean to “yeccch” at your post Chef Troy!
For the Record: I’m not making a list! Everyone looks so nice. Why am I not surprised?
Sorry sir but I’m not a redhead… it must be the lighting in the picture. I actually have brown hair with blond streaks now… that picture was taken back in March.
Thanks for adding me to your list. I’m honored!! Guess I’m no longer a crush list virgin!!
Okay, Mr. “leave the lightweights for my minions to deal
with.” rolls eyes
Ellen said:
"I’ll have to follow with something sweet to purify the waters. Lookit the darling picture of iampunha as a sweet little youngster!
OK, so I’m too old to lust after him; I just want to mother him. You sweet boy."
Ellen, that’s one of few pictures of me not unhappy as a little 'un. Be glad I didn’t put up the demonic picture of me from fifth grade. You’d swear something was way wrong . . . it was, but that’s beside the point
Anyway, glad you liked the pic. My aunt wrote the page for me and added that pic in there . . . I have others up but I don’t know the code to get them on. If you’re interested in a couple bad school pics and a worse candid, lemme know.
